I always wanted to get lost in a labyrinth. It's like a puzzle you solve with your feet.
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I only got in trouble once, and... um.. Daddy Elfo um... slapped me on the bum bum.
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1Maybe that's why I've had such low elf-esteem.
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Your cruddy life is worth living, Bean. And so is mine... if you live.
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Destiny is baloney. Your future is not foretold. It's what you make of it.
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I'd rather die a big death than live a small life.
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I wanna taste something other than sweetness. I wanna cry salty tears, learn bitter truths. I wanna take a big, meaty bite out of life and dip it in mustard.
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