Quotes by Elfo

I always wanted to get lost in a labyrinth. It's like a puzzle you solve with your feet.

I only got in trouble once, and... um.. Daddy Elfo um... slapped me on the bum bum.

Maybe that's why I've had such low elf-esteem.

Lady Lingonberry: "I'm drowning!"
Elfo: "I'm Elfo!"

Your cruddy life is worth living, Bean. And so is mine... if you live.

Destiny is baloney. Your future is not foretold. It's what you make of it.

Hey, he's making fun of my dreams. That's what friends do.

I'd rather die a big death than live a small life.

I wanna taste something other than sweetness. I wanna cry salty tears, learn bitter truths. I wanna take a big, meaty bite out of life and dip it in mustard.