Quotes by Elfo

The best Series Quotes

I only got in trouble once, and... um.. Daddy Elfo um... slapped me on the bum bum.

Elfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 3
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Maybe that's why I've had such low elf-esteem.

Elfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 9
 
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Lady Lingonberry: 'I'm drowning!'
Elfo: 'I'm Elfo!'

Elfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 3
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Your cruddy life is worth living, Bean. And so is mine... if you live.

Elfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Destiny is baloney. Your future is not foretold. It's what you make of it.

Elfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Hey, he's making fun of my dreams. That's what friends do.

Elfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 1
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I'd rather die a big death than live a small life.

LifeElfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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I wanna taste something other than sweetness. I wanna cry salty tears, learn bitter truths. I wanna take a big, meaty bite out of life and dip it in mustard.

Elfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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