The best Quotes from Elf

Papa Elf: "Silly as it sounds, a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Claus."
Buddy: "What?! Well, who do they think puts all their toys under the tree?"
Papa Elf: "Well, there's a rumor floating around that the parents do it."

Papa Elf

Santa Claus

The code of Elves
1. Treat every day like Christmas
2. There's room for everyone on the nice list
3. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear

I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

Buddy

Emily: "Did you sleep okay last night?"
Buddy: "Great! I got a full 40 minutes!"

Buddy

Buddy: "I thought the magical reindeer made the sleigh fly."
Papa Elf: "And where do the reindeer get their magic from?"
Buddy: "Christmas spirit. Everybody knows that."

Buddy

Reindeer

I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

Buddy

Leon: "At least you have a daddy. I was just rolled up one day and left out here in the cold."
Buddy: "But the thing is, I've never even left the North Pole."
Leon: "Buddy, I've been around the world many times when I was a young cumulus nimbus cloud. It's a wonderful place, filles with wondrous creatures - except dogs. Oh, by the way, don't eat the yellow snow!"

Leon the Snowman

Snowman

There are only three jobs available to an Elf. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps. You can bake cookies in a tree. As you can imagine, it's dangerous having an oven in an oak tree during the dry season. But the third job - some call it "the show", or "the big dance" - it's the profession that every elf aspires to, and that it to build toys in Santa's workshop.

Papa Elf

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups - candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.

Buddy

Sweets & Candy

What about this: a tribe of asparagus children, but they're self-conscious about the way their pee smells.

Eugene Dupree

Asparagus

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Before you marry a person you should make them use a computer with slow internet, to see who they really are.

Will Ferrell

Weddings Computer Internet

The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.

Bob Newhart

Humor & Comedy

Don't live in the past. There's no point. You can't change anything. What a waste of time.

Bob Newhart

Past Remorse

People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail.

Bob Newhart

Humor & Comedy

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't all that much fun.

Bob Newhart

Children & Childhood Birthday Age

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.

Bob Newhart

Laughing & Smile Marriage

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.

Bob Newhart

Laughing & Smile

No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11

Sex New York City

There are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders.

Grüner Kobold in Spider-Man

Fame New York City

If I can make it there
I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you
New York, New York

Frank Sinatra - New York, New York

New York City

Manhattan, for millions of our forefathers, the gateway to hope, opportunity and happiness beyond their wildest dreams. Today, that hope is still alive, it's called "The First Date". On Saturday nights, every restaurant in Lower Manhattan resembles its own little Ellis Island.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 3

New York City Manhatten

I want to wake up in that city
That doesn't sleep
And find I'm king of the hill
Top of the heap

Frank Sinatra - New York, New York

New York City

Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives more than most real people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny... and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. Doesn't that make them kind of real?

Kyle Broflovski in South Park - Season 11 Episode 12

Luke Skywalker Superman Bugs Bunny Imagination Santa Claus

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Play in any reindeer games

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Christmas Songs Reindeer

Fact: You're never too old to build a snowman or to start a snowball fight.

Snow Snowman

I've never heard the words "only" and "candy" in the same sentence before.

Eric Cartman in South Park - Season 6 Episode 12

Sweets & Candy

I never complained about people comparing me to asparagus. Because talking of asparagus... the head is the most important part.

Charles de Gaulle

Asparagus

And the luscious sound swelled, reaching up to the skies.
And the Grinch heard with his heart, and it tripled in size.

The Grinch

Supervisor: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
John McClane: "No f*cking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

John McClane in Die Hard

True love lasts a lifetime.

Karen in Love Actually

You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid.

Old Man Marley in Home Alone

Do you believe in love at first sight? Me neither.

Sophie Brown in A Castle For Christmas

Love at First Sight

Which is worse: A lie that draws a smile or a truth that draws a tear?

Bryan Bedford in Miracle on 34th Street

Lies Truth

Every kid has that one gift they want more than anything for Christmas. This is the story of mine.

Jake Doyle in 8-Bit Christmas

Gifts & Presents

The best things in life aren't things at all.

Owen in A California Christmas - City Lights

Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see.

Conductor in The Polar Express

Faith

Bartender: "You ain't driving, are you?"
Santa: "I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work."

Santa Claus in Violent Night

Reindeer

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

Beast / Hank McCoy in X-Men - Erste Entscheidung

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