The best Quotes from Elf

The best Quotes from Elf

Elf is a 2003 American Christmas comedy film directed by Jon Favreau and written by David Berenbaum. It stars Will Ferrell as Buddy, a human raised by Santa's elves, who learns about his origins and heads to New York City to meet his biological father. James Caan, Zooey Deschanel, Mary Steenburgen, Edward Asner, and Bob Newhart appear in supporting roles.

Papa Elf: "Silly as it sounds, a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Claus."
Buddy: "What?! Well, who do they think puts all their toys under the tree?"
Papa Elf: "Well, there's a rumor floating around that the parents do it."
Papa Elf
The code of Elves
1. Treat every day like Christmas
2. There's room for everyone on the nice list
3. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear
I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
Buddy
Emily: "Did you sleep okay last night?"
Buddy: "Great! I got a full 40 minutes!"
Buddy
Buddy: "I thought the magical reindeer made the sleigh fly."
Papa Elf: "And where do the reindeer get their magic from?"
Buddy: "Christmas spirit. Everybody knows that."
Buddy
I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.
Buddy
Leon: "At least you have a daddy. I was just rolled up one day and left out here in the cold."
Buddy: "But the thing is, I've never even left the North Pole."
Leon: "Buddy, I've been around the world many times when I was a young cumulus nimbus cloud. It's a wonderful place, filles with wondrous creatures - except dogs. Oh, by the way, don't eat the yellow snow!"
Leon the Snowman
There are only three jobs available to an Elf. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps. You can bake cookies in a tree. As you can imagine, it's dangerous having an oven in an oak tree during the dry season. But the third job - some call it "the show", or "the big dance" - it's the profession that every elf aspires to, and that it to build toys in Santa's workshop.
Papa Elf
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups - candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.
Buddy
What about this: a tribe of asparagus children, but they're self-conscious about the way their pee smells.
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