The best Quotes by Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán

I may not be the President of Mexico, but in Mexico I'm the boss.

You take care of me, I take care of you. You betray me, I kill you.

Never regret! If it was something good, it was incredible. If it was something bad, it was an experience.

The ungrateful and mediocre people do not care if you do a thousand favors, in the end they get angry for the f**king favor you did not do them.

I am who I am. I like what I like. I do what I want. It's my life, not yours.

In most cases the best advice that can be given is just listening.

It's a reality that drugs destroy. Unfortunately where I grew up, there's no other way to survive.

When we are good, nobody remembers us. When we are bad, nobody forgets us.

Becky Feder: "Daddy! Where is it taking them?"
Marcus Higgins: "Hell."
Lenny Feder: "Higgins. Don't say that."
Marcus Higgins: "Oh I'm sorry. Not Hell... Mexico."

A tortilla is either corn or wheat. But a corn tortilla folded and filled is a taco, whereas a filled wheat tortilla is a burrito. Deep fry a burrito, it's a chimichanga. Toast a tortilla, it's a tostada. Roll it, it's an enchilada.

This weekend, millions of Americans will celebrate Cinco de Mayo and pay tribute to the rich history and courage of the Mexican people. This day of pride and celebration for Mexican Americans has been embraced by Americans of all backgrounds as a tribute to our deep historical, cultural and economic ties to Mexico. It is an opportunity to recognize the many ways in which Mexican Americans enrich the country with their culture.

Mexico is a country of family values.

Erin: "I didn't go to Mexico to watch you get sh-t-faced for four days."
Kemper: "That's what you do in Mexico!"

They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I'm not sure of what that means, but I like it.

I think we're the only family in México who hates music.

I have tried my whole life to represent my Mexican roots with honor and pride.

The only time that we are allowed to look down upon others: when we are offering to help them up.

I don't think you're much good, unless you're doing good to someone.

I only succeed when I help others succeed.

I'm a big believer in acts of kindness, no matter how small.

Our net worth is ultimately defined not by dollars but rather by how well we serve others.

Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?'

As we work to create light for others, we naturally light our own way.

People must help one another; it is nature's law.

I'd give up all the world to see that little piece of heaven looking back at me.
Now that it's over, I just wanna hold her.
I've gotta live with the choices I made and I can't live with myself today.

Sometimes in life when you get what you want, you end up missing what you left behind.

It's so hard to say that I'm sorry
I'll make everything alright
All these things that I've done
Now what have I become and where'd I go wrong?

Tell him yes. Even if you are dying of fear, even if you are sorry later, because whatever you do, you will be sorry all the rest of your life if you say no.

Regret is my constant companion. Do not let it become yours.

You need to stop focusing on the darkness behind you. The past is the past, nothing can change what we've done.

I've only ever regretted the things I didn't do.

No amount of guilt can change the past.
No amount of anxiety can change the future.

Things can always be said later, but things can never be unheard.

To the stars that listen and the dreams that fulfill.

Just as the eye was made to see colours, and the ear to hear sounds, so the human mind was made to understand.

People say a lot of things in anger. It is our choice whether or not to listen.

I remind myself every morning: Nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening.

We are seen dancing and thought insane - by those who can't hear the music.

We all watch in horror and consternation what’s going on in the United States. It is a time to pull people together, but it is a time to listen, it is time to learn what injustice is, despite progress over years and decades.

The world is quieter now. We just have to listen. If we listen, we can hear God's plan.

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

It's not the drugs that make a drug addict, it's the need to escape reality.

I take quaaludes ten to fifteen times a day for my "back pain", adderall tostay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine well... 'cause its awesome.

I don't like the drugs, doc. The drugs like me.

Hold me, I can't breathe
I don't wanna die, I don't wanna OD
Cup full of lean, pure codeine
Ten lines deep, now I can't see

That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.