Quotes and Sayings about Eggs

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Quotes and Sayings about Eggs

I'm always cooking very slow so the eggs have enough time to process their separation.

"I'll make eggs for breakfast. How do you want yours?"
"In a cheesecake!"

You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.

Gru in Minions - 2: The Rise of Gru

I went to a costume party dressed as a chicken and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg.

Long story short:
The chicken.

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You know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

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I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs.

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The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.

Arnold H. Glasow

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A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
[Egg]

Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit

When Mom was a groupie in the '70s, her scrambled eggs made her the darling of the MSG loading dock. Lot of songs written about those scrambled eggs:
ZZ Top's "She's Got Legs"? Originally "She's Got Eggs".
Led Zeppelin? "Scramble On".
Steve Miller? "The Yolker".
If you listen to Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" while eating her eggs, it lines up perfectly.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 8

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50% of the foxe's cunning is just the ignorance of the chickens.

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Jesus said to her, "I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die."

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The Lord has indeed risen and has appeared to Simon!

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Easter shows that you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there.

The very first Easter taught us this: That life never ends and love never dies.

The easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with.

Easter is the only time of the year when it is safe to put all your eggs in one basket.

Have a hopping good time this Easter - ideally with some eggcellent chocolate treats. Just remember what I taught you: there is no such thing as too much chocolate! Lots of love from some-bunny special!

The great gift of Easter is hope.

Easter is the time to rejoice and be thankful for the gift of life, love and joy. Have a blessed day! Happy Easter!

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance.

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Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

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Robin: "No wait for it?"
Barney: "I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore."

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And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one, and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll

And she's buying a stairway to Heaven

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And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter

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Don't ever let a recipe tell you how much garlic to put in. You measure that with your heart.

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In my eyes, refusing cake is an immoral act.

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Even the smallest of us are capable of great things.

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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

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Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter and hell spends the summer.

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Music is forever; music should grow and mature with you, following you right on up until you die.

A good leader takes a little more than his share of the blame, a little less than his share of the credit.

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You don't build a great castle just all at once.

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It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.

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True courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.

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It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

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If you're looking for the word that means caring for someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want, no matter how much it destroys you, it's love!

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Well, maybe this isn't a breakup. Maybe this is two friends getting back together.

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