Quote by Eddie Murphy (about Will Smith, Oscars)

Quote by Eddie Murphy (about Will Smith, Oscars)

I want to let you know that there is a definitive blueprint that you can follow to achieve success, prosperity, longevity and peace of mind. I've followed it my whole career. It's very simple, just do these three things: pay your taxes, mind your business and keep Will Smith's wife's name out of your f*cking mouth!

Eddie Murphy - January 2023

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