I want to let you know that there is a definitive blueprint that you can follow to achieve success, prosperity, longevity and peace of mind. I've followed it my whole career. It's very simple, just do these three things: pay your taxes, mind your business and keep Will Smith's wife's name out of your f*cking mouth!
January 2023
I can figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate.
White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That's how you get the nomination as a black dude.
Anything you have to "acquire a taste for" was not meant to be eaten.
The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone's advice.
If I don't die in a plane crash or something, this country has a rare opportunity to watch a great talent grow.
The thing about kids is that they express emotion. They don't hold back. If they want to cry, they cry, and if they are in a good mood, they're in a good mood.
I'm a comedian who got into movies, so I don't really think of myself as an actor.
In the original script, my character was a basketball player rather than a boxer. I didn't think I could pull that off. I'm a little short to be a basketball player!
