The best Quotes by Eddie Izzard

The best Quotes by Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard (born Edward John Izzard; 7 February 1962), also known as Suzy Izzard, is a British stand-up comedian, actor, and activist.

As long as they're homophobic behind closed doors, and don't hurt anyone, I'm fine with it.
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
You say 'erbs and we say herbs, because there's a f*cking 'H' in it.
I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
Never put a sock in a toaster.
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
I'm a one-man idiot.