As long as they're homophobic behind closed doors, and don't hurt anyone, I'm fine with it.
Homosexuality & LGBTQ+Eddie IzzardYou say 'erbs and we say herbs, because there's a fucking 'H' in it.
Eddie IzzardI wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
Eddie IzzardThey tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
Eddie IzzardNever put a sock in a toaster.
Eddie IzzardI like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
Eddie IzzardI'm a one-man idiot.
Eddie Izzard