Quotes by Eddie Izzard

Edward John Izzard is an English stand-up comic, actor, writer, and political activist. His comedic style takes the form of rambling whimsical monologues and self-referential pantomime. He had a starring role in the television series The Riches as Wayne Malloy and has appeared in Ocean's Twelve, Ocean's Thirteen, Mystery Men, Shadow of the Vampire, The Cat's Meow, Across the Universe, Valkyrie and Victoria & Abdul.

The best Quotes and Sayings

As long as they're homophobic behind closed doors, and don't hurt anyone, I'm fine with it.

- Eddie IzzardHomosexuality & LGBT

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

- Eddie IzzardEurope

You say 'erbs and we say herbs, because there's a fucking 'H' in it.

- Eddie Izzard

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

- Eddie Izzard

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

- Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster.

- Eddie Izzard

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

- Eddie Izzard

I'm a one-man idiot.

- Eddie Izzard