Quotes and Sayings about eBay

A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it.

Come on. Let’s see how much we’re going for on eBay.

Guess what? The world changes. eBay has defined e-commerce.

Raj: "Hey, look, I found an iPod!"
Howard: "Smashed beyond repair - what are you going to do with it?"
Raj: "What else? Sell it on ebay as 'slightly used'."

Give me your love and not your like!

The internet has been a boon and a curse for teenagers.

Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.

People can say some extraordinary things when they're hiding behind a keyboard.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

The Internet is like a wave. You either learn to swim with it or you sink.

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

In terms of the Internet, it's like humanity acquiring a collective nervous system. Whereas previously we were more like a... collection of cells that communicated by diffusion. With the advent of the Internet, it was suddenly like we got a nervous system. It's a hugely impactful thing.

Before you marry a person you should make them use a computer with slow internet, to see who they really are.

Don't point fingers on the internet, because the internet will finger you right back.

Now there's no question China has been trying to crack down on the Internet. Good luck! That's sort of like trying to nail jello to the wall.

God bless the internet!

I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.

That's the weird thing about the Internet. Ten people can feel like the whole world.

Censorship is saying: "I'm the one who says the last sentence. Whatever you say, the conclusion is mine." But the internet is like a tree that is growing. The people will always have the last word - even if someone has a very weak, quiet voice.

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.

I think it's more than likely we're going to end up, if we end up in a war - a real shooting war with a major power - it's going to be as a consequence of a cyber breach of great consequence.

Mobile was Internet 2.0. It changed everything. Crypto is Internet 3.0.

When the Internet first launched, you had all these newspapers saying that the Internet was only used by bad people, to do bad things and what was the point of it. But the Internet changed everything, just like Bitcoin will.

It is time to stop the anarchy on the Internet. We cannot allow this great technological achievement of man to be turned into an information garbage heap.

The internet is killing our civilization and our small businesses, it's killing reading and worse, it's killing imagination.

The Internet is by the people, for the people.

You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles

I love the smell of paintballs in the morning.

Leonard: "The only way we can play teams at this point is if we cut Raj in half."
Rajesh: "Sure, cut the foreigner in half. There's a billion more where he came from."

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

President George Bush is a serious fitness buff. Apparently, he likes working out because it "clears his mind". Sometimes it works a little too well.

Lisa: "What was your booth for again?"
Tom: "It was free legal advice. I'm a lawyer."
Lisa: "So you are a creep."

Those who understand the rules can delineate boundaries, and identify gray areas.

How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!

Buzz Lightyear: "Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is 'Space Ranger'."
Woody: "The word I'm searching for I can't say, because there's preschool toys present."

When people use your brand name as a verb, that is remarkable.

Silicon Valley is 130 miles from Sacramento, but it might as well be a million miles away given how it operates.

That's the great thing about California, you can almost go to the mountains and almost go to the beach on the same day.

Physics answers the question, "What is the nature of the universe?" Geology answers the question, "What'd I just trip over?"

Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same.

Leonard: "For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?"
Sheldon: "You have a sarcasm sign?"

Leonard: "I can't believe you've never seen 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'."
Penny: "And I can't believe you've never read 'Eat, Pray, Love'."
Leonard: "When she comes out with 'Eat, Pray, Run away from a giant boulder', I'll read it."

Leonard: "You owe me another two dollars, the price of moo shu pork went up."
Howard: "It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew."

This physicist goes into an ice cream parlor every week and orders an ice cream sundae for himself, and then offers one to the empty stool sitting next to him. This goes on for a while until the owner finally asks him what he's doing. The man says, "Well, I'm a physicist, and quantum mechanics teaches us, that it is possible for the matter above this stool to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman who might accept my offer and fall in love with me." The owner then says, "Lots of single, beautiful women come in here ever day. Buy an ice cream for one of them, and they might fall in love with you." And the physicist says, "Yeah, but what are the odds of that happening?!"

Penny: "Wow, a girl scientist."
Leslie: "Yep, come for the breast, stay for the brains."

Gosh, Amy, I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because, like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical?

Sheldon: "Why do people cry at weddings?"
Mary: "They're practicing for what's coming later."