Quotes and Sayings about eBay

Quotes and Sayings about eBay

A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it.

Come on. Let’s see how much we’re going for on eBay.

Hamm in Toy Story

Guess what? The world changes. eBay has defined e-commerce.

Meg Whitman

Raj: "Hey, look, I found an iPod!"
Howard: "Smashed beyond repair - what are you going to do with it?"
Raj: "What else? Sell it on ebay as 'slightly used'."

Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 17

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The Internet is like a wave. You either learn to swim with it or you sink.

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We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

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Before you marry a person you should make them use a computer with slow internet, to see who they really are.

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Don't point fingers on the internet, because the internet will finger you right back.

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Now there's no question China has been trying to crack down on the Internet. Good luck! That's sort of like trying to nail jello to the wall.

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God bless the internet!

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That's the weird thing about the Internet. Ten people can feel like the whole world.

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The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.

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I think it's more than likely we're going to end up, if we end up in a war - a real shooting war with a major power - it's going to be as a consequence of a cyber breach of great consequence.

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When the Internet first launched, you had all these newspapers saying that the Internet was only used by bad people, to do bad things and what was the point of it. But the Internet changed everything, just like Bitcoin will.

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It is time to stop the anarchy on the Internet. We cannot allow this great technological achievement of man to be turned into an information garbage heap.

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The internet is killing our civilization and our small businesses, it's killing reading and worse, it's killing imagination.

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President George Bush is a serious fitness buff. Apparently, he likes working out because it "clears his mind". Sometimes it works a little too well.

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Lisa: "So you are a creep."

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How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!

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Buzz Lightyear: "Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is 'Space Ranger'."
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When people use your brand name as a verb, that is remarkable.

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Silicon Valley is 130 miles from Sacramento, but it might as well be a million miles away given how it operates.

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That's the great thing about California, you can almost go to the mountains and almost go to the beach on the same day.

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Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same.

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Leonard: "For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?"
Sheldon: "You have a sarcasm sign?"

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Leonard: "I can't believe you've never seen 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'."
Penny: "And I can't believe you've never read 'Eat, Pray, Love'."
Leonard: "When she comes out with 'Eat, Pray, Run away from a giant boulder', I'll read it."

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Leonard: "You owe me another two dollars, the price of moo shu pork went up."
Howard: "It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew."

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Penny: "Wow, a girl scientist."
Leslie: "Yep, come for the breast, stay for the brains."

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