The best Quotes from Earwig and the Witch

Orphan: "Erica, you haven't ever wished a family would adopt you, have you?"
Erica: "Nope! Anybody who choose me would be pretty unusual."

For the first time in my life I'm being made to do something I don't want to do.

In this household there's one rule that's crucial. You must on no account for any reason ever dear disturb the mandrake.

A hole left by a witch can only be filled by a witch.