Quotes by Earl

Max: 'Earl, can you break some 20s? The big spenders at table two wanna split their $11 check three ways - even though one person did all the eating.'
Earl: 'I was in a three-way once. Same thing happened.'

This neighborhood is definitely on the rise. I remember a time when a black man couldn't get a cab around here. And that time was Wednesday.

That girl is workin' harder than Stephen Hawking tryin' to put in a pair of cufflinks.