Quotes by Earl

Earl is a character from 2 Broke Girls

Quotes by Earl

Max: 'Earl, can you break some 20s? The big spenders at table two wanna split their $11 check three ways - even though one person did all the eating.'
Earl: 'I was in a three-way once. Same thing happened.'

Earl in 2 Broke Girls, Season 1 Episode 12
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This neighborhood is definitely on the rise. I remember a time when a black man couldn't get a cab around here. And that time was Wednesday.

Earl in 2 Broke Girls, Season 1 Episode 7
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That girl is workin' harder than Stephen Hawking tryin' to put in a pair of cufflinks.

Earl in 2 Broke Girls, Season 1 Episode 1
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