Quotes by Earl Wilson

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.