Quotes and Sayings about E-Mails

Quotes and Sayings about E-Mails

Who the hell still uses Hotmail?

The Man From Toronto in The Man From Toronto

Computer: "You've got mail."
Scott Pilgrim: "Dude, this thing claims I have mail."
Wallace Wells: "It's amazing what we can do with computers these days."
Scott Pilgrim: "Dude, now I'm totally reading it."
Wallace Wells: "I'm so happy for you."

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

What are you going to do with that stamp, anyway? Put it on an e-mail?

There Is No Game

To me, emails are a little bit frustrating. I think that the telephone is much preferred because you get the sound of the voice and the interest and everything else you can't see in an email.

T. Boone Pickens

Ted: "What could she possibly have to say me, that she couldn't write in an email?"
Robin: "I've cut out all my fingers?"

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 17

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We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

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Don't point fingers on the internet, because the internet will finger you right back.

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God bless the internet!

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That's the weird thing about the Internet. Ten people can feel like the whole world.

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Censorship is saying: "I'm the one who says the last sentence. Whatever you say, the conclusion is mine." But the internet is like a tree that is growing. The people will always have the last word - even if someone has a very weak, quiet voice.

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The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.

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I think it's more than likely we're going to end up, if we end up in a war - a real shooting war with a major power - it's going to be as a consequence of a cyber breach of great consequence.

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I wanna welcome you guys to my first ever non-contact boxing class. It's called Teddybox. It's all the "wow" without the "ow".

Teddy Jackson in The Man From Toronto

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Teddy: "What's that, for your little serial killer wall?"
Man from Toronto: "You think you'd make the wall? Come on, man. You're barely fridge material."

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Marty: "So these flyers you made up? I spent my entire marketing budget on these things, and we ain't got one bite."
Teddy: "They're gonna come through that door any day, any minute. You just gotta be patient. You know that!"
Marty: "Well, they would be. If you had put the address on this thing!"
Teddy: "What? I mean, who really needs addresses? Then they'll call you, Marty."
Marty: "You left out the phone number too."

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Well, maybe this isn't a breakup. Maybe this is two friends getting back together.

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Marshall: "When a woman puts on an engagement ring, it's like when Bilbo Baggins wears the One Ring in The Hobbit."
Robin: "Okay, can you say that again, but not in nerd?"
Marshall: "Sure. Uh, the ring is like the cloak that Harry Potter wears to sneak around Hogwarts."
Robin: "Yeah, I don't speak virgin either."

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I know our relationship isn't exactly what you want it to be. And I know I may not love you the way you love me, but I DO love you. Isn't that worth hanging on to?

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When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.

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If we're gonna date, you may have to defeat my seven evil exes.

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To write a loveletter, you have to start without knowing what you're gonna write and end without knowing what you wrote.

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No letter that could be sent deserves to go undelivered.

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Work eight hours and sleep eight hours and make sure that they are not the same hours.

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When you look at a commodities market you need hedgers and speculators. If you don't have one, you don't have a market. That's how it works.

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"I'll fix it up with Mum and Dad, then I'll call you. I know how to use a fellytone now."
"A telephone, Ron," said Hermione. "Honestly, you should take Muggle Studies next year."

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Love declerations

If you're looking for the word that means caring for someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want, no matter how much it destroys you, it's love!

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Marshall: "It's kind of a big, professional meeting. You might want to trade out that lollipop for a shirt."
Ted: "Yeah. I'll just give it to one of these kids."
Marshall: "Oh, buddy. You're half naked, you're not a parent to any of these children. Don't offer 'em candy!"

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Your heart's talking to you, Barney. Do you have the guts to listen to it?

Lily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 18

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Quinn: "In the event of divorce, Miss Garvey shall get full custody of Mr. Stinson's suits."
Barney: "Why? What would you do with them?"
Quinn: "Nothing. I'd just sit around and watch them go out of style."

Quinn Garvey in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 2

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