The best Quotes and Sayings about E-Mails

Who the hell still uses Hotmail?

Computer: "You've got mail."
Scott Pilgrim: "Dude, this thing claims I have mail."
Wallace Wells: "It's amazing what we can do with computers these days."
Scott Pilgrim: "Dude, now I'm totally reading it."
Wallace Wells: "I'm so happy for you."

What are you going to do with that stamp, anyway? Put it on an e-mail?

To me, emails are a little bit frustrating. I think that the telephone is much preferred because you get the sound of the voice and the interest and everything else you can't see in an email.

Ted: "What could she possibly have to say me, that she couldn't write in an email?"
Robin: "I've cut out all my fingers?"