The best Quotes by E. Joseph Cossman

The best Quotes by E. Joseph Cossman

Eli Joseph Cossman (April 13, 1918 – December 7, 2002) was an American inventor, businessman, entrepreneur and author. With Milton Levine, Cossman was the co-creator of the ant farm and spud gun toys.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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You should never trust a woman who just had her heart broken. We tend to lie.
Bree Van De Kamp in Desperate Housewives - Season 1 Episode 12
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When a woman quits on a man, she either got enough of him or she didn't get enough from him.
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A jealous female can be tricked into everything.
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A woman can be gorgeous at 19, charmimg at 29, but only at 39 she is irresistible for the rest of her life. And no woman that has been irresistible, ever turns older than 39.
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The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of the man she loves. But for those who haven't had the fortune of finding this happiness, I am there.
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Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free, until they find someone just as wild to run with.
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 18
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When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.
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I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.
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Women need to be beautiful to be loved by men, and stupid enough to love them.
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Women always figure out the truth. Always.
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Men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.
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Who needs wealth when you can make a woman laugh?
Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 5 Episode 3
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Every woman is a mystery to be solved.
Don Juan in Don Juan de Marco
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For women are as Roses, whose fairr flowre,
Being once displaid, doth fall that verie howre.
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Men may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 11
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A woman who doesn't wear perfume has no future.
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Frozone: "We are talking about the greater good."
Frozone's Wife: "Greater good? I am your wife. I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!"
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When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.
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The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries or the way she combs her hair.
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Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
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It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.
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Finding someone you love and who loves you back is a wonderful, wonderful feeling. But finding a true soul mate is an even better feeling. A soul mate is someone who understands you like no other, loves you like no other, will be there for you forever, no matter what. They say that nothing lasts forever, but I am a firm believer in the fact that for some, love lives on even after we're gone.
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Our fingerprints don't fade from the lifes of those we touch.
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At the end of the day, when it comes down to it, all we really want is to be close to somebody. So this thing where we all keep our distance and pretend not to care about each other, it's usually a load of bull. So we pick and choose who we want to remain close to, and once we've chosen those people, we tend to stick close by. No matter how much we hurt them.
Meredith Grey in Grey's Anatomy - Season 3 Episode 10
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Couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.
Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 1 Episode 15
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A man once asked his father, 'Father, how will I ever find the right woman?'
His father replied 'Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man.'
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It is not the nature of love to force a relationship, but it is the nature of love to open the way.
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You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing. You could be in a relationship for two weeks and feel everything. Time is not a measure of love.
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Love's involved with spending time together, but spending time apart, can lead to loving even more.
Tyler in Remember Me
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Don't be someone that searches, finds, and then runs away.
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It's better than I ever even knew
They say that the world was built for two
Only worth living
If somebody is loving you
Lana Del Rey - Video Games
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Well, maybe this isn't a breakup. Maybe this is two friends getting back together.
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When you date someone, it's like you're taking one long course in who that person is and then, when you break up, all that stuff becomes useless. It's the emotional equivalent of an English degree...
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 3
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In matters of the heart there is the lover and the beloved. The lover lives with passion, full commitment and romanticism. The beloved is limited to being idolized.
Palermo in Money Heist - Season 3 Episode 5
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Love does not claim possession, but gives freedom.
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The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
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A happy marriage doesn't mean you have a perfect spouse or a perfect marriage. It simply means you've chosen to look beyond the imperfections in both.
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The only real security is not in owning or possessing, not in demanding or expecting, not in hoping, even. Security in a relationship lies neither in looking back to what it was, nor forward to what it might be, but living in the present and accepting it as it is now.
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We always see our worst selves. Our most vulnerable selves. We need someone else to get close enough to tell us we’re wrong. Someone we trust.
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Honesty and loyalty are key. If two people can be honest with each other about everything, that's probably the biggest key to success.
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Perfection is impossible. In the 1,526 singles matches I played in my career, I won almost 80% of those matches. But what percentage of points did I win? 54%! In other words, even top ranked tennis players win barely more than half the points they play. When you lose every second point on average, you learn not to dwell on every shot.
Roger Federer - Juni 2024
We've had a lot of away games in the Champions League this season where we've heard the fans. When I think of the game in Newcastle, where you can hear our fans the whole time, even though it was said beforehand that Newcastle is the loudest stadium in England – that's really saying something. We are looking forward to our fans, they will deliver again in Paris.
I felt like a child amongst all the established players. First of all I had to prove myself in training and earn respect and over several months show what I was capable of.
Florian Wirtz - July 2021
Recently, on my 18th birthday, my mother showed me a note from my time at primary school. We had to write down what we wanted to be. The only thing I'd written was: football player. I really did always want that and started early on to kick everything I came across: balloons, balls and anything else lying around the house. There was a lot flying about at our place.
Florian Wirtz - July 2021
Your mom's so fat, even in Minecraft she appears round.
One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
Joe Biden - März 2024
What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.
I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

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