The best Quotes and Sayings about Dwarfs

Ted: "You're scared of the seven dwarves?"
Robin: "Just of Doc. He's creepy... I mean, the guy went to medical school, what is he doing living with six coalminers."

Calling a Dwarf dishonest in her own home? That's a recipe for strong gravy!

Our people believe that when a new Dwarf-King is crowned, the voices of all his forbearers flow into him, sharing with him their counsel and wisdom. Even their mistakes.

The mightiest thing a Dwarf can do is to be worthy of the name of his father.

Dwarven anger outlives even Elven memory. Break your promise, and the power of this stone will doom you and your kin to sorrow, to your last day on this Middle-earth.

Elves have forests to protect. Dwarves their mines. Men their fields of grain. Even trees have to worry about the soil beneath their roots. But we Harfoots have each other. We're safe.

It is fruitless to reason with a dwarf. They only understand one thing.

Even "Lord of the Rings" had dwarf-tossing jokes in it. It's like - really?

I have a friend who says, "The world doesn't need another angry dwarf."

Dwarves are still the butt of jokes. It's one of the last bastions of acceptable prejudice.

A very small man can cast a very large shadow.

I’m wasted on cross-country. We dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances.

Soon, Master Elf, you will enjoy the fabled hospitality of the Dwarves. Roaring fires, malt beer, ripe meat off the bone.

A dwarf's not getting bigger, even when he stands on a hill.

It's true, you don't see many Dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance that they're often mistaken for Dwarf men. And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no Dwarf women and that Dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground - which is, of course, ridiculous.