The best Quotes and Sayings about Dwarfes

It is fruitless to reason with a dwarf. They only understand one thing.

Even "Lord of the Rings" had dwarf-tossing jokes in it. It's like - really?

I have a friend who says, "The world doesn't need another angry dwarf."

Dwarves are still the butt of jokes. It's one of the last bastions of acceptable prejudice.

A very small man can cast a very large shadow.

I’m wasted on cross-country. We dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances.

Soon, Master Elf, you will enjoy the fabled hospitality of the Dwarves. Roaring fires, malt beer, ripe meat off the bone.

A dwarf's not getting bigger, even when he stands on a hill.

Ted: "You're scared of the seven dwarves?"
Robin: "Just of Doc. He's creepy... I mean, the guy went to medical school, what is he doing living with six coalminers."

It's true, you don't see many Dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance that they're often mistaken for Dwarf men. And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no Dwarf women and that Dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground - which is, of course, ridiculous.