I am on a curiosity voyage and I need my paddles to travel. These books - these books are my paddles. I need my paddles.- Dustin Henderson in Stranger Things
Presumptuous... that's a good thing, right?- Dustin Henderson in Stranger Things, Season 2 Episode 2
Lucas: 'Mike's not gonna like it.'
Dustin: 'Last time I checked our party is not a dictatorship, it's a democracy.'
Mike: 'Where are you going? You just said, 'stick to the plan'.'
Dustin: 'I am. I'm just gonna go get some chocolate pudding.'
All three of you were being a buch of little assholes. I was the only reasonable one.- Dustin Henderson in Stranger Things, Season 1 Episode 6
Lucas: 'Do you think she's acting weird?'
Dustin: 'You're asking if the weirdo is acting weird?'