The best Quotes from Dungeons & Dragons

The best Quotes from Dungeons & Dragons

Dungeons & Dragons (commonly abbreviated as D&D or DnD) is a fantasy tabletop role-playing game (RPG) originally designed by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson.

Doric: "What is it exactly that you bring to this?"
Elgin: "I'm a planner. I make plans."
Doric: "You've already made the plan, so...-"
Elgin: "If the existing plan fails, I make a new plan."
Doric: "So you make plans that fail?"
Dungeons & Dragons - Honor Among Thieves
Elgin: "To give us a fighting chance we're going to need strength. You got this, right?"
Holga: "Ich schon, du nicht."
Dungeons & Dragons - Honor Among Thieves
Elgin: "Truth be told. We helped the wrong person steal the wrong thing. We didn't mean to unleash the greatest evil the world has ever known. But we're going to fix it."
Holga: "Well how do we pull that off?"
Elgin: "Uh..."
Holga: "Figure it out over a drink?"
Elgin: "Probably best."
Dungeons & Dragons - Honor Among Thieves
And when you do this, you're bound to make enemies. Sometimes, those enemies come looking for revenge.
Dungeons & Dragons - Honor Among Thieves
Who needs heroes when you have thieves?
Dungeons & Dragons - Honor Among Thieves
Dungeons & Dragons is about storytelling in worlds of swords and sorcery. It shares elements with childhood games of make-believe. Like those games, D&D is driven by imagination. It's about picturing the towering castle beneath the stormy night sky and imagining how a fantasy adventurer might react to the challenges that scene presents.

Quotes about Dungeons & Dragons

Rajesh: "I don't know if I want to play anymore."
Sheldon: "Because you don't have a girlfriend? Well, good Lord, if that becomes a reason not to play Dungeons & Dragons, this game's in serious trouble."
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