Dump-Quotes - That's how you dump someone!

Dump-Quotes - That's how you dump someone!

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
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Mrs M, if we were the last three humans on earth, I would be trying to start a family with Baldrick.
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Actually, I wanted to stop being mean. But everyone else has to stop being dumb first.
"Hey, would you mind if I smoke a cigarette?"
"I wouldn't even mind when you lit yourself on fire."
Casanova: "Hello, beautiful. May I take this seat?"
Rachel Stone: "Take it anywhere you like."
I only want one thing of men, and that is, that they should leave me alone.
When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome. And then, of course, you spoke.
Carol Connelly in As Good As It Gets
"The only time you seem honest is when you're insulting someone!"
"The only honest things I can say to you are insults."
If I were in your shoes I would be looking for someone a little more entertaining, a little more fun, and maybe even a little more attainable.
Jadzia Dax in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season 5 Episode 3
They missed a great opportunity to shut up.
I'm really sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm extremly busy with work and raising my son, and I just have no room in my life for the kind of intimacy you are clearly craving. But I really comment you on your directness and your bravado and I really hope that you find what you're looking for. Goodbye, now.
Dr. Jean Milburn in Sex Education - Season 1 Episode 2
Can't spell STUPID without U right in the middle.

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