I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
"Hey, would you mind if I smoke a cigarette?"
"I wouldn't even mind when you lit yourself on fire."
"I wouldn't even mind when you lit yourself on fire."
Casanova: "Hello, beautiful. May I take this seat?"
Rachel Stone: "Take it anywhere you like."
Rachel Stone: "Take it anywhere you like."
I only want one thing of men, and that is, that they should leave me alone.
"The only time you seem honest is when you're insulting someone!"
"The only honest things I can say to you are insults."
"The only honest things I can say to you are insults."
Brandon Sanderson in The Stormlight Archive - Words of Radiance
If I were in your shoes I would be looking for someone a little more entertaining, a little more fun, and maybe even a little more attainable.
Jadzia Dax in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season 5 Episode 3
They missed a great opportunity to shut up.
I'm really sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm extremly busy with work and raising my son, and I just have no room in my life for the kind of intimacy you are clearly craving. But I really comment you on your directness and your bravado and I really hope that you find what you're looking for. Goodbye, now.
Dr. Jean Milburn in Sex Education - Season 1 Episode 2
Can't spell STUPID without U right in the middle.