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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Funny Politician Quotes, Funny InsultsWinston Churchill

"The only time you seem honest is when you're insulting someone!"
"The only honest things I can say to you are insults."

Funny InsultsBrandon Sanderson in The Stormlight Archive - Words of Radiance

If I were in your shoes I would be looking for someone a little more entertaining, a little more fun, and maybe even a little more attainable.

Jadzia Dax in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5 Episode 3

They missed a great opportunity to shut up.

Funny Politician QuotesJacques Chirac

I'm really sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm extremly busy with work and raising my son, and I just have no room in my life for the kind of intimacy you are clearly craving. But I really comment you on your directness and your bravado and I really hope that you find what you're looking for. Goodbye, now.

Dr. Jean Milburn in Sex Education, Season 1 Episode 2

Can't spell STUPID without U right in the middle.