Dump-Quotes - That's how you dump someone!

On thyQuotes you can find Quotes about Funny Insults aswell.


I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Funny Politician Quotes, Funny InsultsWinston Churchill

I only want one thing of men, and that is, that they should leave me alone.

FeminismD. H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover

"The only time you seem honest is when you're insulting someone!"
"The only honest things I can say to you are insults."

Funny InsultsBrandon Sanderson in The Stormlight Archive - Words of Radiance

If I were in your shoes I would be looking for someone a little more entertaining, a little more fun, and maybe even a little more attainable.

Jadzia Dax in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5 Episode 3

They missed a great opportunity to shut up.

Funny Politician QuotesJacques Chirac

I'm really sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm extremly busy with work and raising my son, and I just have no room in my life for the kind of intimacy you are clearly craving. But I really comment you on your directness and your bravado and I really hope that you find what you're looking for. Goodbye, now.

Dr. Jean Milburn in Sex Education, Season 1 Episode 2

Can't spell STUPID without U right in the middle.