The best Quotes by Dudley Dursley

"They think I'm a waste of space, actually, but I'm used to -"
"I don't think you're a waste of space."
If Harry had not seen Dudley's lips move, he might not have believed it.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Dudley, meanwhile, was counting his presents. His face fell. "Thirty-six," he said, looking up at his mother and father. "That's two less than last year."

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Harry: "Five against one, very brave."
Dudley: "Well, you're one to talk. Moaning in your sleep every night. At least, I'm not afraid of my pillow."

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Quotes about Dudley Dursley

Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that's been taught to walk on its hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, Dud, that's true.

Harry James Potter in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Dudley: "I know what day it is."
Harry: "Well done. You've finally learned the days of the week."

Harry James Potter in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"Fought 'em off, did you, son?" said Uncle Vernon loudly, with the appearance of a man struggling to bring the conversation back on to a plane he understood. "Gave 'em the old one-two, did you?"
"You can't give a Dementor the old one-two," said Harry through clenched teeth.

Vernon Dursley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Listen, Harry. If that dolt of a cousin of yours, Dudley, gives you any grief you could always threaten him with a nice pair of ears to go with that tail of his.

Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

He's a boisterous little boy, but he would hurt a fly!

Petunia Dursley in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Dinky Duddydums, don't cry, Mummy won't let him spoil your special day!

Petunia Dursley in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

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Apparently wizards poke their noses in everywhere!

Petunia Dursley in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

You didn't just lose a mother that night in Godric's Hollow, you know. I lost a sister.

Petunia Dursley in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Lily Potter

Vernon: "Anyway, it's not as if there'd be anything about his lot on our news -"
Petunia: "Vernon, shh! The window's open!"

Petunia Dursley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

It's addressed to me, Vernon, look! Mrs Petunia Dursley, The Kitchen, Number Four, Privet Drive.

Petunia Dursley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Vernon Dursley

Vernon: "Their son... he'd be about Dudley's age now, wouldn't he?"
Petunia: "I suppose so."
Vernon: "What's his name again? Howard, isn't it?"
Petunia: "Harry. Nasty, common name, if you ask me."

Petunia Dursley in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Harry James Potter

Lily: "I'm not a freak. That's a horrible thing to say."
Petunia: "That's where you're going. A special school for freaks."

Petunia Dursley in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Lily Potter Hogwarts

I was the only one who saw her for what she was... a freak! But for my mother and father, oh no, it was Lily this and Lily that, they were proud of having a witch in the family!

Petunia Dursley in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Lily Potter

How could you not be, my dratted sister being what she was? Oh, she got a letter just like that and disappeared off to that - that school - and came home every holiday with her pockets full of frog spawn, turning teacups into rats. I was the only one who saw her for what she was - a freak! But for my mother and father, oh no, it was Lily this and Lily that, they were proud of having a witch in the family!

Petunia Dursley in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Lily Potter Witches & Wizards

Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?

Vernon Dursley in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Hurry up, boy!" shouted Uncle Vernon from the kitchen. "What are you doing, checking for letter-bombs?" He chuckled at his own joke.

Vernon Dursley in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Harry Potter: "What if I accidentally let something slip?"
Uncle Vernon: "You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?"

Vernon Dursley in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

I will not pay to have some crackpot old fool teach him magic tricks!

Vernon Dursley in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

What have I told you about saying the "M"-word in our house?

Vernon Dursley in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Uncle Vernon: "Fine day, Sunday. In my opinion, best day of the week. Why is that, Dudley?"
Harry: "Because there's no post on Sundays?"
Uncle Vernon: "Right you are, Harry! No post on Sundays. No blasted letters today! No, sir! Not one single bloody letter!"

Vernon Dursley in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Why we ever kept you in the first place, I don't know, Marge was right, it should have been the orphanage. We were too damn soft for our own good, thought we could squash it out of you, thought we could turn you normal, but you’ve been rotten from the beginning and I've had enough.

Vernon Dursley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

I do look a bit different because Dudley was a very piggish character and about three years ago I lost quite a considerable amount of weight.

Harry Melling

It doesn't have to be a problem for children to be fat, but it does affect you: you aren't as happy in that skin.

Harry Melling

I also started to eat sensibly. The weight just dropped off.

Harry Melling

Toffee Crisp was my downfall.

Harry Melling

I can now shed the child-actor thing, like the fat, and start a new career, because no one sees me as Dudley.

Harry Melling

It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Dreaming

There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it.

Voldemort / Tom Riddle in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Power Good & Evil

After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Spirit Death

The truth is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Truth

You're the weak one. And you'll never know love, or friendship. And I feel sorry for you.

Harry James Potter in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Voldemort / Tom Riddle

We've all got both light and dark inside of us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.

Sirius Black in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Morality

Ron: "One person couldn't feel all that. They'd explode."
Hermione: "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have!"

Hermione Granger in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Ron Weasley

Anything is possible if you got enough nerve.

Ginny Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Courage Motivation

Albus Severus, you were named after two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew.

Harry James Potter in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Severus Snape Albus Dumbledore Albus Severus Potter Slytherin

I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

Harry James Potter in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir' Professor."
The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.

Harry James Potter in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears. "After all this time?"
"Always", said Snape.

Severus Snape in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Character Decisions

Never be ashamed, there's some who'll hold it against you, but they're not worth botherin' with.

Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

Sirius Black in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Courage Light

Well, it may have escaped your notice, but life isn't fair.

Severus Snape in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Life

Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.

Hermione Granger in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Names

"Follow the spiders"... Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Spiders

"E" for "Exceeds Expectations". And I've always thought Fred and I should've got "E" in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams.

Fred and George Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

The world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.

Sirius Black in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

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