The best Quotes about Driver's Licences

254 people lost they're driver's license during Oktoberfest for driving their E-Scooters under the influence of alcohol.
So E-Scooters are good for the environment, after all.

Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

Ah, cars. Where would we be without cars? And how would we get there?

Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines.

If God had meant for us to walk, why did he give us feet that fit car pedals?

While accelerating, the tears of joy have to horizontally run towards your ears.

Women have to be able to remain silent. A woman without silence is like a car without breaks.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

You can't treat a car the same way you would treat a human - cars need love.

Good drivers have insects sticking on the side windows.

A car isn't fast enough when you're not scared about getting in and driving it.

"Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Because I let you."

I'm 74 and I don't have enough time left to waste it, waiting in waiting in front of a charging station.

I always say, the way a man treats his car is how he treats himself.

Porsche and BMW drivers are arrogant.

The way I drive, the way I handle a car, is an expression of my inner feelings.

Braking is the transformation of high-quality speed into useless heat.

Dude, they way you're driving, your tires will survive you.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Your safe if you drive faster than the Grim Reaper can fly.

Your car should drive itself. It's amazing to me that we let humans drive cars... It's a bug that cars were invented before computers.

In the distant future, people may outlaw driving cars because it’s too dangerous. You can’t have a person driving a two-ton death machine.

It's called Oktoberfest's Law: Everywhere you can vomit in or onto, people are going to vomit in or onto.

Rule-of-thumb at Oktoberfest: Have at least as many beers as you have fingers.

One of the main differences between Munich and Berlin is that when thousands of people get drunk in silly clothes and start vomitting, we don't call it "Oktoberfest", we call it "Tuesday".

"Come one, let's make a boomerang for Instagram where we wave around our dirndl dresses!"
- Every woman at Oktoberfest

E-Scooters: For some they're a great means of transportation, for others they're a Darwin-Award on two wheels.

Heard a strange noise while driving my car.
At first, I thought I'd hit an animal. Thank God, it was only some guy on an E-Scooter.

Never underestimate an old guy on a E-Scooter!