The best Quotes about Driver's Licences

The best Quotes about Driver's Licences

254 people lost they're driver's license during Oktoberfest for driving their E-Scooters under the influence of alcohol.
So E-Scooters are good for the environment, after all.

Oktoberfest E-Scooters

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A car isn't fast enough when you're not scared about getting in and driving it.

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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

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Your car should drive itself. It's amazing to me that we let humans drive cars... It's a bug that cars were invented before computers.

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It's called Oktoberfest's Law: Everywhere you can vomit in or onto, people are going to vomit in or onto.

Rule-of-thumb at Oktoberfest: Have at least as many beers as you have fingers.

One of the main differences between Munich and Berlin is that when thousands of people get drunk in silly clothes and start vomitting, we don't call it "Oktoberfest", we call it "Tuesday".

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"Come one, let's make a boomerang for Instagram where we wave around our dirndl dresses!"
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E-Scooters: For some they're a great means of transportation, for others they're a Darwin-Award on two wheels.

Heard a strange noise while driving my car.
At first, I thought I'd hit an animal. Thank God, it was only some guy on an E-Scooter.

Never underestimate an old guy on a E-Scooter!

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