The best Quotes by Dr. Zoidberg

The best Quotes by Dr. Zoidberg

Dr. John A. Zoidberg, often referred to mononymously as Zoidberg, is a fictional character from the animated series Futurama.

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You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.
Bender in Futurama - Season 3 Episode 17
Bite my shiny metal a-ss!
Bender in Futurama - Season 1 Episode 1
That's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten… and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.
Philip J. Fry in Futurama - Season 1 Episode 7
Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."
Dwight: "I heard beer makes you stupid."
Fry: "No I'm… doesn't!"
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.
Why can't she just drink herself happy like a normal person?
They're like sex, except I'm having them.
Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love.
Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap - I forgot to get a girlfriend again.
Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink!
There will be plenty of time to discuss your objections when and if you return.
I hope he didn't die. Unless he left a note naming me his successor, then I hope he did die.
I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.
My heart would never flutter for those who needlessly hurt others!
Is it okay for a girl to be this strong? I still worry that someone may ask that, as though I'm not human. In my fear, I was suppressing my strength. But not anymore. Leave this to me. I will protect everyone.
Cyclops: "We get this done by working together as a team."
Wolverine: "Geez, Bub. Keep buzzing in my ear."
No matter how dark it is. We must believe in each other.
Storm in X-Men '97 - Season 1

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