The best Quotes by Dr. Zoidberg

The best Quotes by Dr. Zoidberg

Dr. John A. Zoidberg, often referred to mononymously as Zoidberg, is a fictional character from the animated series Futurama.

I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.

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You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.

Bender in Futurama - Season 3 Episode 17

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Bite my shiny metal a-ss!

Bender in Futurama - Season 1 Episode 1

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That's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten… and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.

Philip J. Fry in Futurama - Season 1 Episode 7

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Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."

Professor Farnsworth in Futurama

Dwight: "I heard beer makes you stupid."
Fry: "No I'm… doesn't!"

Philip J. Fry in Futurama

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.

Bender in Futurama

Why can't she just drink herself happy like a normal person?

Bender in Futurama

They're like sex, except I'm having them.

Philip J. Fry in Futurama

Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love.

Professor Farnsworth in Futurama

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap - I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

Philip J. Fry in Futurama

Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink!

Bender in Futurama

There will be plenty of time to discuss your objections when and if you return.

Professor Farnsworth in Futurama

I hope he didn't die. Unless he left a note naming me his successor, then I hope he did die.

Bender in Futurama

I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.

Bender in Futurama

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

Viktor, the Machine Herald in Arcane - Season 2 Episode 6

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