The best Quotes by Dr. Mallory

General Naird: "It was a very successful mission ordered by POTUS himself which proved assault rifles will work in the vacuum of space."
Dr. Mallory: "Which was never in doubt."

Cheap generals are like cheap enchiladas. You end up paying for it on the back end.

I'm going to reabsorb your budget like the world's most useful tampon.

His words: "Boots on the moon in 2024." Actually he said "Boobs on the moon", but we believe that to be a typo.

Gender roles… offensive and out of date. Like you.

Are you going to sit there like an idiot doing nothing or are you going to shoot for the stars?

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.

I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!