The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.DesignDouglas Adams
Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner.America, Canada, AustraliaDouglas Adams
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.Douglas Adams
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.Douglas Adams
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.FlyingDouglas Adams
I love deadlines, I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.Douglas Adams
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.Douglas Adams