The best Quotes from Doug

Dear Diary, it's me... Doug. The school dance felt like it happened a long time ago, but I remember it like it was only yesterday. It all began... well, this afternoon.

Doug Funnie - Season 1 Episode 2

Skeeter: "Wow, I've never seen a vegetarian dog before."
Doug: "It's just a phase."

Doug Funnie - Season 1 Episode 1

Doug: "My name's Doug. I guess I didn't catch yours."
Roger: "That's because I didn't throw it."

Roger Klotz - Season 1 Episode 1

I guess it just goes to show you: Sometimes things don't turn out as bad as you think they will. But sometimes they turn out a lot worse. But, then again, sometimes they turn out sorta ok, but kinda bad.

Doug Funnie

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Charlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"

Snoopy in The Peanuts

Positive Quotes

Sometimes, memories sneak out of my eyes and roll down my cheeks.

The Peanuts

Memories Crying & Tears

Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.

Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck - Season 1 Episode 1

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime!

Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck

If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 10

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Kid, I'm a writer that wrote something successful, so if you want me to give it up, you're gonna need a black belt or a big pair of t*ts.

Jan in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 7

I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

Butters Stotch in South Park - Season 7 Episode 14

Life Breakup Grief & Condolence

Do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle!

Eric Cartman in South Park - Season 15 Episode 2

What did you do, comb your hair with an eggbeater?

Stella in Winx Club - Season 1 Episode 9

It takes a strong heart to cry, but it takes a stronger heart to say why.

Musa in Winx Club

Averell: "I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?"
Espuelas: "It's called a terracotta bowl, amigo."

Averell Dalton in Lucky Luke - Tortillas for the Daltons

Lucky Luke: "I wonder how you manage to read with everything that's going on."
Jolly Jumper: "By turning the pages just like everyone else."

Jolly Jumper in Lucky Luke - The Bridge on the Mississippi

Quagmire: "You got to help me. I'm looking for a little boy with red overalls and a yellow shirt."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
French Man: "The buildings are beautiful, the people are trash."

Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy

Paris

Chris: "Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten."
Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"

Stewie Griffin in Family Guy - Season 17 Episode 13

In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.

General Iroh in Avatar: The Last Airbender

Hope

Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel, you can’t always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving, you will come to a better place

General Iroh in Avatar: The Last Airbender - Season 2 Episode 20

Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward Tentacles: "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Yes, Patr... No, horseradish is not an instrument either!"

Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants

I'm Patrick. My name means "toaster" in Celtic.

Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants - Sponge on the Run

Whoa, this is big. I really need some time to drink about this.

Princess Bean in Disenchantment - Season 3 Episode 4

Man, after-work drinks taste so much better than instead-of-work drinks.

Princess Bean in Disenchantment - Season 3 Episode 4

I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures.

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.

Brain in Pinky and the Brain

Funny Insults

Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?"

Pinky in Pinky and the Brain

Pippi Longstocking

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18

Alcohol Toasts

My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a p-rn star!

Abraham Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 9 Episode 19

Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.

Stan Smith in American Dad! - Season 1 Episode 14

Weapons NRA

There's an old German saying: 'Don't blame the fish!' There are other sayings, but they mostly involve genocide...

Klaus Heisler in American Dad!

Animals are my favorite people.

Webby in DuckTales - Season 1 Episode 45

Life is like a hurricane, here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck blur
Might solve a mystery or rewrite history
DuckTales - ooh ooh
Every day they're out there making DuckTales

DuckTales

90s Lyrics

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