The best Quotes by Doug Heffernan

The best Quotes by Doug Heffernan

Douglas Steven "Doug" Heffernan is a fictional character and the protagonist of the American sitcom The King of Queens. The character has also appeared in Everybody Loves Raymond, Becker, and Cosby. The character is portrayed by actor Kevin James, whose stand-up comedy provided the comedic themes and general style of the show.

No wife of mine is gonna do dishes on Valentine's Day. You can do these tomorrow.

King of Queens - Season 1 Episode 16

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Valentine's Day

Carrie: "What are you doing?"
Doug: "Well, from your tone of voice... I'm guessing, not the right thing."

King of Queens - Season 1 Episode 13

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Spence: "A month is not that long not to have had sex."
Doug: "Yeah, but if you add in the other 31 years, I'd think you'd be a little antsy..."

King of Queens - Season 1 Episode 12

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You know, it has been 17 days since I've "enjoyed" you. And I assume it's been months since you've enjoyed me.

King of Queens - Season 1 Episode 1

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Sex Masturbation

Carrie: "I can't do this to him. I can't stick him in some crappy place where they're gonna just prop him up in a chair and pump him full of Jell-O. I mean, he's my father.
Doug: "Car, I know how you feel. But you gotta be realistic, there's no alternative."
Carrie: "Well, there is one alternative..."
Doug: "Euthanasia?! Do we dare?"

King of Queens - Season 1 Episode 1

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