The best Quotes by Doug Funnie

Dear Diary, it's me... Doug. The school dance felt like it happened a long time ago, but I remember it like it was only yesterday. It all began... well, this afternoon.

Skeeter: "Wow, I've never seen a vegetarian dog before."
Doug: "It's just a phase."

I guess it just goes to show you: Sometimes things don't turn out as bad as you think they will. But sometimes they turn out a lot worse. But, then again, sometimes they turn out sorta ok, but kinda bad.

Doug: "My name's Doug. I guess I didn't catch yours."
Roger: "That's because I didn't throw it."

Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

We're not defined by what we los. We're defined by what we survive.