Quotes and Sayings about Donuts

I mean, who's gonna give Kevin an award, Dunkin' Donuts?

Michael Scott in The Office - Season 2 Episode 1

Jane: "Guy's we're getting married!"
Kat: "Well, Sutton is getting married. I'm fixing my life with free donuts."

Kat Edison in The Bold Type

Today we're on a secret mission to get coffee and donuts. Problem is, the Germans drank all the coffee and ate all the donuts. So now, we gotta go kick their asses.

Dixon in Call of Duty

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Michael: "You will be thin. You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore. You will find love."
Kevin: "Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now."
Michael: "Don't be. You should never settle for who you are."

Michael Scott in The Office - Season 7 Episode 22

Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet. And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.

Michael Scott in The Office - Season 7 Episode 16

Romeo and Juliet

Yes, I can ride a bike. I take spinning classes three times a month. I think I know how to ride a bike. I had those extra wheels on the back that support you.

Michael Scott in The Office - Season 7 Episode 5

How do I feel about losing the sale? It's like if Michael Phelps came out of retirement, jumped in the pool, belly-flopped and drowned.

Michael Scott in The Office - Season 7 Episode 5

Michael Phelps

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, bin Laden, and Toby - I would shoot Toby twice.

Michael Scott in The Office - Season 6 Episode 25

Toby Flenderson

Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."

Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 7 Episode 16

Shower

You need somebody who understands your references. Who is Kafkaesque? I've never...- I don't know him.

Michael Scott in The Office - Season 6 Episode 9

I feel weak today. I felt much stronger yesterday. Like Benjamin Button in reverse.

Michael Scott in The Office - Season 5 Episode 22

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Schrutes don't celebrate birthdays, idiot. It started as a depression-era practicality, and then moved to an awesome tradition that I look forward to every year.

Dwight Schrute in The Office - Season 5 Episode 17

Birthday

Go in there with the confidence of an incredibly average white man.

Kat Edison in The Bold Type

Sutton: "How do you choose?"
Kat: "Maybe it's like a Harry Potter situation - the strap-on chooses you."

Kat Edison in The Bold Type

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Don't worry, I'm not a marine biologist or anything just a big fan of shark week.

Kat Edison in The Bold Type

Sutton: "Be careful out there Walter White."
Kat: "Oh, come on, where's the fun in that?"

Kat Edison in The Bold Type

Walter White

Facing the truth is really important. Ultimately, the truth always makes us stronger.

Jacqueline Carlyle in The Bold Type

Love is messy and that's what makes it great, you know?

The Bold Type

I wanna be the girl you can't stop thinking about. I deserve to be that girl.

Sutton Brady-Hunter in The Bold Type

Sometimes when I'm sitting, I wish that I could be sitting harder.

Sutton Brady-Hunter in The Bold Type

Once you pull the pin, Mr. grenade isn't your friend anymore.

Call of Duty - Modern Warfare

It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you.

Call of Duty - Modern Warfare 2

Freedom

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Call of Duty - Modern Warfare

Teamwork is essential, it gives them other people to shoot at.

Call of Duty

What's the problem? Grunting is scientifically proven to add more power. Ask any female tennis player, or her husband.

Dwight Schrute in The Office - Season 8 Episode 3

What's the argument here? NBA. WNBA. One is a sport, one is a joke. I love sports, I love jokes. Room for all.

Dwight Schrute in The Office - Season 7 Episode 23

Women's Sports

I'm not going to tell my nine-months-pregnant wife that I find her replacement objectively attractive. Just like I'm not going to tell my two-year-old daughter that violent video games are objectively more fun. It's true, but it doesn't help anybody.

Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 8 Episode 7

I am on the first hot sale streak of my life. I think it all comes from feeding CeCe, because no matter how much she resists, I sell her those carrots. Let's be honest - if I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob... I can pretty much sell anything.

Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 7 Episode 9

Jim: "What about and energy drink?"
Pam: "It gets in the breast milk. If I drink it, CeCe drinks it six hours later."
Jim: "It doesn't mean I can't drink it."
Pam: "Well, it does and it doesn't."

Pam Beesly in The Office - Season 6 Episode 25

It's not about who you've been with. It's about who you end up with. Sometimes the heart doesn't know what it wants until it finds what it wants.

Pam Beesly in The Office - Season 6 Episode 22

Michael: "Phyllis did injure herself, but she injured herself having fun and I don't think she'd trade that memory for anything."
Stanley: "I would like the memory of a day uninterrupted by this nonsense."

Stanley Hudson in The Office - Season 5 Episode 27

I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They're always complaining. I have varicose veins too. I have swollen ankles. I'm constantly hungry. You think my nipples don't get sore too?

Stanley Hudson in The Office - Season 5 Episode 4

Michael: "Excuse me, everyone... Sex! Now that I have your attention...-"
Stanley: "You don't have our attention."
Michael: "Money!"
Stanley: "I'm listening."
Kevin: "You had me at 'Sex'."

Kevin Malone in The Office - Season 7 Episode 9

Creed: "I've never seen herpes on you."
Meredith: "'Cause it's on my genitals, genius."
Kevin: "You have a p-nis?"

Kevin Malone in The Office - Season 7 Episode 4

I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?

Ryan Howard in The Office

Kelly Kapoor

Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year with the dinner and the flowers and all that. But you know that impresses me? When a guy can do that no days a year.

Ryan Howard in The Office - Season 7 Episode 16

Michael's like a movie on a plane. You know, it's not great, but it's something to watch.

Toby Flenderson in The Office - Season 5 Episode 21

Airplanes

This may be the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest, scheduled raise by threatening to withhold sex from a female superior. It will be a groundbreaking case when it inevitably goes to trial.

Toby Flenderson in The Office - Season 3 Episode 18

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

Andy Bernard in The Office

Jim Halpert's off the market. Guess who just became the best looking single guy in the office.

Andy Bernard in The Office - Season 4 Episode 2

Jim Halpert

What did I say? I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out.

Kelly Kapoor in The Office - Season 7 Episode 2

I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.

Deangelo Vickers in The Office - Season 7 Episode 20

Nevada Arizona New Mexico Utah

There are plenty of people who love touching me. I'm a terrific hugger. I've been with a bunch of girls where that's basically all they wanna do.

Gabe Lewis in The Office - Season 7 Episode 26

Hugs

Florida is America's bas*ment: it's wet, it's filled with mold, strange insects, alligators.

Robert California in The Office - Season 8 Episode 11

Florida

In five years, I'd like to be five years sober... four and a half.

Meredith Palmer in The Office - Season 2 Episode 15

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