The best Quotes from Don't Look Up

I heard there's an asteroid or a comet or something that you don't like the looks of. Tell me about it and then tell me why you're telling me about it.

Janie Orlean

They charge an arm and a leg for this stuff. Ten apiece ought to do it.

Stuart Themes

Do we keep having a wonderful time or does he go back with you to Wisconsin? Or Montana. Michigan?

Brie Evantee

Randall Mindy: "There's a 100% certainty of impact."
Janie Orlean: "Please, don't say 100%."
Vice President: "Can we just call it a potentially significant event?"
Kate Dibiasky: "But it isn't potentially going to happen. It is going to happen."
Randall Mindy: "Exactly. 99.78% to be exact."
Jason Orlean: "Great. Okay, so it's not 100%."
Teddy Oglethorpe: "Well, scientists never like to say 100%."
Janie Orlean: "Call it 70% and let's just move on."

Ladies, Gentlemen, I wish you a very pleasant end of times.

Not everything needs to sound so clever, or charming, or likeable all the time. Sometimes we need to just be able to say things to one another. We need to hear things!

Randall Mindy

Phillip: "She did not say that you were a lesbian. It was a question."
Kate: "Hey, look, can I sit down with your mom to have lunch in, like, seven months?"
Phillip: "Seven. That's weirdly specific and distant. This is my mom!"

Dr. Randall Mindy: "This isn't real, right? This is just some sort of alternate reality, right? Say something!"
Kate Dibiasky: "I got to go get high."

Kate Dibiasky

Unless you aholes are taking me to the Batcave, f you for putting this hood on me!

Kate Dibiasky

I've been running it all day. I keep getting the same result. A direct hit of Earth in six months and fourteen days.

Kate Dibiasky

Are we really about to tell the president of the United States that we have just over six months until humankind, basically every species, is completely extinct?

Kate Dibiasky

Madam President, this comet is what we call a planet-killer.

Teddy Oglethorpe

What do these trillions of dollars even matter if we're all gonna die?

Randall Mindy

You cannot go around saying to people that there's 100% chance that they're gonna die.

Janie Orlean

This will affect the entire planet!

Randall Mindy

You're just telling a story. Keep it simple. No math.

Teddy Oglethorpe

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You have to embrace getting older. Life is precious, and when you’ve lost a lot of people, you realize each day is a gift.

Meryl Streep

Age

Don't waste so much time thinking about how much you weigh. There is no more mind-numbing, boring, idiotic, self-destructive diversion from the fun of living.

Meryl Streep

Self-Confidence Reducing Weight

The minute you start caring about what other people think, is the minute you stop being yourself.

Meryl Streep

Self-Confidence

The great gift of human beings is that we have the power of empathy.

Meryl Streep

Empathy

I always wanted to be a film-maker when I was younger, not an actor. I was an eight-year-old who dreamed of being a writer on 'The Simpsons,' which was a weird dream to have. But I started taking acting classes as a way to learn how to direct actors and I sort of fell in love with it.

Jonah Hill

The Simpsons

It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do. It's not unexpected for me to be in a comedy film anymore; I'm no longer the underdog in that world. Not that I'm great or good at it or anything, it's just that I've done a bunch of them, so you're not shocked.

Jonah Hill

I've never had issues with popularity. I was always a popular guy... I've always had friends and loved ones and everything, so it wasn't like, 'Oh man, I gotta fill some void that was left by high school.' I had a great high-school experience.

Jonah Hill

All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can't live like a kid forever, you know?

Jonah Hill

Superbad

I play a lot of games on my iPhone. There is a game called Rat on a Scooter that I will promote as much as possible because it has brought me so much joy.

Jonah Hill

Even in the darkness, diamonds still shine.

Girl from Nowhere - Season 1 Episode 3

Diamonds

Why would anyone want to be a pirate? It's the best thing there is. Wind in your back. The salty sea air. Loyal crew by your side.

Monkey D. Luffy in One Piece - Netflix Live Action

Pirates

What if everything that came from the past were influenced by the future?

H.G. Tannhaus in Dark

Future Past

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

Helsinki in Money Heist - Season 4 Episode 5

Love

Don't exploit an advantage just because it emerges; wait until the optimal moment, then strike.

Ciri in The Witcher - III - Wild Hunt

Patience & Endurance Advantages & Disadvantages

Ats Ayittey: "Excuse me but this is the quiet carriage."
Stefan Tovell: "Shut the f*ck up then."

Top Boy - Season 3 Episode 7

"Hey. Do you like bad boys?"
"Sure do. Let me know if you find one."

Billie Connelly in Sex/Life - Season 1 Episode 1

Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."

Maxine Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

Aimee: "Did you know you need, like, sugar and flour and an oven to bake? And you don't shove it all in, you have to follow alle these rules."
Maeve: "Yeah, it's called a recipe."

Maeve Wiley in Sex Education - Season 2 Episode 2

I think love should come out of nowhere, sweep you up completely.

Joe Goldberg in You - Season 2 Episode 2

The people's rage. It is like an illness, an ulcer. And ulcers must be cauterized.

Princess Sophia in The Empress - Season 1 Episode 1

Revolution

People say Hawkins is cursed. They're not way off.

Dustin Henderson in Stranger Things - Season 4

Weems: "No doubt you'll find something that tickles your fancy."
Wednesday: "The last person who tickled me lost a finger."

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2

I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

Even people that have made mistakes deserve happiness.

Karen Stone in Manifest - Season 1 Episode 1

Failures & Mistakes

Charlie: "You didn't have to do that. I'm used to people saying stuff about me."
Nick: "No. But you shouldn't have to be. People shouldn't be saying stuff about you in the first place. You shouldn't have to put up with anything like that."

Nick Nelson in Heartstopper - Season 1 Episode 7

Bullying

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