Not everything needs to sound so clever, or charming, or likeable all the time. Sometimes we need to just be able to say things to one another. We need to hear things!Don't Look Up, by Randall Mindy
I heard there's an asteroid or a comet or something that you don't like the looks of. Tell me about it and then tell me why you're telling me about it.Don't Look Up, by Janie Orlean
They charge an arm and a leg for this stuff. Ten apiece ought to do it.Don't Look Up, by Stuart Themes
Do we keep having a wonderful time or does he go back with you to Wisconsin? Or Montana. Michigan?Don't Look Up, by Brie Evantee
Randall Mindy: "There's a 100% certainty of impact."
Janie Orlean: "Please, don't say 100%."
Vice President: "Can we just call it a potentially significant event?"
Kate Dibiasky: "But it isn't potentially going to happen. It is going to happen."
Randall Mindy: "Exactly. 99.78% to be exact."
Jason Orlean: "Great. Okay, so it's not 100%."
Teddy Oglethorpe: "Well, scientists never like to say 100%."
Janie Orlean: "Call it 70% and let's just move on."
Ladies, Gentlemen, I wish you a very pleasant end of times.Don't Look Up
Phillip: "She did not say that you were a lesbian. It was a question."
Kate: "Hey, look, can I sit down with your mom to have lunch in, like, seven months?"
Phillip: "Seven. That's weirdly specific and distant. This is my mom!"
Dr. Randall Mindy: "This isn't real, right? This is just some sort of alternate reality, right? Say something!"
Kate Dibiasky: "I got to go get high."
Unless you aholes are taking me to the Batcave, f you for putting this hood on me!Don't Look Up, by Kate Dibiasky
I've been running it all day. I keep getting the same result. A direct hit of Earth in six months and fourteen days.Don't Look Up, by Kate Dibiasky
Are we really about to tell the president of the United States that we have just over six months until humankind, basically every species, is completely extinct?Don't Look Up, by Kate Dibiasky
Madam President, this comet is what we call a planet-killer.Don't Look Up, by Teddy Oglethorpe
What do these trillions of dollars even matter if we're all gonna die?Don't Look Up, by Randall Mindy
You cannot go around saying to people that there's 100% chance that they're gonna die.Don't Look Up, by Janie Orlean
This will affect the entire planet!Don't Look Up, by Randall Mindy
You're just telling a story. Keep it simple. No math.Don't Look Up, by Teddy Oglethorpe