The best Quotes by Donovan Galpin

Larissa: "So you automatically assume a Nevermore student is the murderer, even though there's no evidence a crime was even committed."
Donovan: "I'm sorry. I forgot, you only teach the good outcasts here, right?"

Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2

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Weems: "No doubt you'll find something that tickles your fancy."
Wednesday: "The last person who tickled me lost a finger."

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2

Just as long as you're lakeside cheering us to victory on race day... or you can just glare uncomfortably. Whatever works for you.

Enid Sinclair in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2

Dead people are notoriously bad at returning calls.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2

This story is about to take a dark turn. Usually, I love dark turns. Like when the carousel brakes myteriously failed at my eighth birthdays party.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2

Never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it's concealed.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Weapons Knifes

I find Social Media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Social Media

Morticia: "That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?"
Wednesday: "Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done."

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago... but I admire the sadism.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

School High School

I cried my little black heart out. But tears don't fix anything. So I vowed to never do it again.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Wednesday: "So you were guided by latent chivalry, the tool of the patriarchy, to extract my undying gratitude?"
Xavier: "Most people just say 'thank you'."

Xavier Thorpe in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

I act as if I don't care if people dislike me. Deep down, I actually enjoy it.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1

Marylin Thornhill: "I trust Enid has given you the old Nevermore welcome."
Wednesday: "She's been smothering me with hospitality. I hope to return the favor... in her sleep."

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Morticia: "Please excuse Wednesday. She's allergic to color."
Enid: "Wow, what happens to you?"
Wednesday: "I break out into hives, and then the flesh peels off my bones."

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Amanda: "I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies."
Wednesday: "Are they made from real Girl Scouts?"

Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family

I don't have a phone. I refuse to be a slave to technology.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Smartphones

Little did I know that I would be stepping into a nightmare full of mystery, mayhem and murder. I think I'm going to love it here.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1

Enid Sinclair: "Want to take a stab at being social?"
Wednesday: "I do like stabbing. The social part, not so much."

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 2

Emotion equals weakness.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Feelings & Emotions

I did the world a favor. People like Dalton shouldn't be allowed to procreate. Getting expelled was just a bonus.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.

Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Miss Addams, you sadly had a very interesting educational journey. Eight schools in five years.

Larissa Weems in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1

Finally, you will be among pears who understand you. Maybe you'll even make some friends.

Morticia Addams in Wednesday - Season 1

Gomez: "He has my father's eyes."
Morticia: "Gomez, take those out of his mouth."

Morticia Addams in The Addams Family - Addams Family Values

Don't torture yourself, Gomez - that's my job.

Morticia Addams in The Addams Family

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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New York Jets

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