Quotes and Sayings about Donkeys

Prince George: "Someone said I had the wit and intellect of a donkey."
Blackadder: "Oh, an absurd suggestion sir. Unless it was a particularly stupid donkey."

Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out.

A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?

Who feeds a hungry animal, feeds his own soul.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Treat your pet in a way that you could easily exchange roles anytime.

There are no strange creatures, only blinkered people.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.

The only honest reaction and true loyalty that we get is from our animals.

Animals don't judge you as long as you're really good at heart. They don't care who you are or what you've done in your past.

I've always had a fascination for animals. I loved watching them, and even then I thought of them as beings rather than pets. I call it a birth affect!

The older I get, the more individuality I find in animals and the less I find in humans.

I've never met an animal I didn't like, and I can't say the same thing about people.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Animal lovers are a special breed of humans, generous of spirit, full of empathy, perhaps a little prone to sentimentality, and with hearts as big as a cloudless sky.

There is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of man.

Cruelty against animals is one of the most specific signs of ignorant people.

Animals have more to offer than warm pelts and meat.

That there's a term for "animal protection" is a shame for humankind.

Nature's my religion. Earth's my church. Loving every creature is my belief.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Lord Melchett: "Ah, Blackadder, talking to yourself, I see."
Blackadder: "Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation."

Mrs M, if we were the last three humans on earth, I would be trying to start a family with Baldrick.

The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are.

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

Give my regards to the Night's Watch. I'm sure it will be thrilling. And if it's not, it's only for life.

Jaime: "What's the line? The king sh*ts and the hand wipes."
Ned: "Very handsome armor. Not a scratch on it."
Jaime: "I know. People have been swinging at me for years, they always seem to miss."

The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands.

There is no war so hateful to the gods as a war between kin, and no war so bloody as a war between dragons.

A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.

When enough people make false promises, words stop meaning anything. Then there are no more answers, only better and better lies.

Harwin Strong: "You're asleep in front of the Commander of the City Watch. Terrible lack of respect."
Rhaenyra: "A certain insolence runs in the family, I'm afraid."

Money buys a man's silence for a time, a bolt in the heart buys it forever.

Leave one wolf alive, and the sheep are never safe.​

Death is certain, the time is not.

You waste time trying to get people to love you, you'll end up the most popular dead man in town.

When you play the Game of Thrones you win... or you die. There is no middle-ground.

A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of the sheep.

Hate's as good a thing as any to keep a person going. Better than most.

The man who passes the sentence, should swing the sword.

Power resides where men believe it resides.

When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives.