Quotes and Sayings about Doner Kebab

Brexit Analogy; We've all been on a night out with a mate who says, "it's shit here - let's go somewhere else." Then, when you leave, you realise he has no idea where to go and the place you left won't let you back in. The United Kingdom is standing in a kebab shop at 2 am, arguing about whose fault it is.

Why can't he go home? Why can't he grab a kebab, down a glass of water and pass out on the couch with one shoe on, like a normal person?

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and kebabs to accept the things I can't.

You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

Mr Willy Wonka can make marshmallows that taste of violets, and rich caramels that change colour every ten seconds as you suck them, and little feathery sweets that melt away deliciously the moment you put them between your lips. He can make chewing-gum that never loses its taste, and sugar balloons that you can blow up to enormous sizes before you pop them with a pin and gobble them up. And, by a most secret method, he can make lovely blue birds' eggs with black spots on them, and when you put one of these in your mouth, it gradually gets smaller and smaller until suddenly there is nothing left except a tiny little darkred sugary baby bird sitting on the tip of your tongue.

This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Why you care about small things? World very simple place. World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat.

I can’t walk by chocolate without eating it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.

Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.

So creamy. So delicious. Worth every calorie.

Ned: "How did he get so fat?"
Cat: "He only stops eating when it's time for a drink."

Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument.

Junk food drags you down.

I don't diet. I'll eat fish; I'll eat baked chicken, pasta, beans. When the body is telling you, 'You need to indulge in something,' you need to give the body what it wants.

I eat whatever I want. I like bread and cheese and wine, and that makes my life fun and enjoyable.

Absolutely eat dessert first! The thing that you want to do the most, do that.

The most essential part of my day is a proper dinner.

There's no such thing as 'bad' food or 'good' food.

There is no such thing as the perfect meal; one can always do better.

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience.

What nicer thing can you do for somebody than make them breakfast?

Context and memory play powerful roles in all the truly great meals in one's life.

Food is one part of the experience. And it has to be somewhere between 50 to 60 percent of the dining experience. But the rest counts as well: The mood, the atmosphere, the music, the feeling, the design, the harmony between what you have on the plate and what surrounds the plate.

I love barbecue, it's my favorite thing to eat.

Cooking and eating food outdoors makes it taste infinitely better than the same meal prepared and consumed indoors.

You learn a lot about someone when you share a meal together.

Many live to eat, instead of the other way around.

I deal with tough mathematical questions every day, but please don’t ask me to help with Brexit!

Good luck to the class of 2028 with their history exam: "Outline the process of the so-called Brexit without going crazy."

And after Brexit, we will be free to determine our economic future, with control over our money, laws and borders.

This was a long and winding road but we have got a good deal to show for it. The deal is fair and balanced and it is now time to turn the page and look to the future. The UK remains a trusted partner.

The fellas point to someone in the man-cave... oi! It's 50 Cent, or as we say down-under... half a buck. Why is he upside down? That looks uncomfortable as f*ck! He's a dedicated bloke, I don't think I could comment videos upside down.

I do hope his pleasure pump is not like his stinger. If it falls off and he dies after this, that would be tragic.

It's important to remember, you only live once. I don't say this to encourage risky fun behavior. I say this to discourage risky fun behavior.

The first time I tried that when I was a teenager, I broke me wrist. Yeah, nah, having a broken wrist when you're a horny teenager is f*cking devastating.

There's some nights I can't remember with friends I can't forget.

There is more to life than parties. There are also afterparties.

Unsupervised parties equals alcohol. Alcohol equals poor choices.