The best Quotes by Donatello (Ninja Turtles)

Who were you expecting, maybe the Addams Family?

This is why you never go to New Jersey!

The first rule of being a ninja is: Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!

Woah… pretty heavy philosophical stuff for a cartoon show!

The enemy of my enemy is my bro!

April O'Neil: "What are you?"
Leonardo: "Well, miss, we're ninjas."
Raphael: "We're mutants!"
Donatello: "Technically, we're turtles."
Michelangelo: "And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations."
April O'Neil: "So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?"
Donatello: "When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!"

Raphael: "Hey, Mikey, remember that thing you used to say when we were kids?"
Michelangelo: "You made me promise never to say it again."
Raphael: "Forget about that! Still got one in the tank?"
Michelangelo: "I've been holding it in for years... COWABUNGA!"

Raphael: "Drive!"
Vernon Fenwick: "You're a talking turtle."
Raphael: "Yeah, and you're a human nerd. Now that we've got that out of the way, hit it!"

Class is Pain 101, instructor is Casey Jones.

Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza!

I love being a turtle!

Fighting's for grownups, and that's only if you got no other choice.

Humans are the demon scum of the Earth. Avoid them. Don't say hi. They lust to murder that which is different from them. To interact with them is to die.

Do I need to remind you who has four shells and defeated the Shredder?

Amanda: "I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies."
Wednesday: "Are they made from real Girl Scouts?"

Gomez: "He has my father's eyes."
Morticia: "Gomez, take those out of his mouth."

Morticia: "Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind."
Grandmother: "Boys?"
Wednesday: "Homocide."

Uncle Fester: "Your first cigar!"
Gomez: "What? Come on, old man, I've smoked since I was 5 - Mother insisted."

Wednesday: "Pass the salt."
Morticia: "And what do we say?"
Wednesday: "Now!"

Don't torture yourself, Gomez - that's my job.

Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.

Living under this roof is all the torment you'll need. Besides, our parents have made it clear that the only way to be accepted in this family is to be exactly like them. I can't play by those rules anymore.

Morticia: "How was school?"
Pugsley: "Terrible. Especially history."
Wednesday: "Yeah, they never tell us anything interesting. Like, how many heads they chopped off in the French Revolution."

The results of a new study are out this week saying that New Jersey is one of the most livable states in the country. The study has a margin of error of 100 percent.

Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, we gotta go to Jersey.

I feel like if you're in Jersey, you have to be a Jersey Devils fan. Anybody born within the confines of the border of the state of New Jersey, I feel, should be a Jersey Devils fan.

There comes a time, brothers, where history is forged like melted cheese. It sticks together as one, but it's still soft and squishy in the middle.

Uh... yuck! You guys won't like it... I'll take the rest!

We're lean, we're green, and we're mean!

I do not wish to fight. But cast a stone into the lake, and the ripples will return to you.

You are extraordinary, my sons. Unlike anything the world has ever seen. Bowed in greatness, destined to protect the people of New York! A dark force is growing: a criminal organization known as the Foot Clan, so named because they step over the good people of this city with no regard. Their leader, Shredder, will come at you with ferocity. His Foot Clan will outnumber you! The people of New York will look upon you as their only hope. Eyes focused! Elbows locked! Stance lowered! Be one with the blades! I know you are eager to answer their calls. But your training is not yet complete. The world below must remain your home. As your father, you must trust me and be patient. You are not yet ready to go above ground, but I believe when that day comes, when you rise to the streets, you will be responsible for amazing things.

Trust me, I may not have ninja training, but I have achieved a level of awesomeness attainable only to Casey Jones.

Leonardo: "Donnie, what are the odds of surviving this?"
Donatello: "0.00000003%!"
Leonardo: "I'll take it!"

Weems: "No doubt you'll find something that tickles your fancy."
Wednesday: "The last person who tickled me lost a finger."

Dead people are notoriously bad at returning calls.

This story is about to take a dark turn. Usually, I love dark turns. Like when the carousel brakes myteriously failed at my eighth birthdays party.

Finally, you will be among pears who understand you. Maybe you'll even make some friends.