The best Quotes by Don Eladio

Gustavo. When I looked into your eyes... hate. A little bit's okay. As long as you never forget who's boss.

I'd invite you to stay as well, Gustavo, but I don't want my breakfast ruined by all the "ding, ding ding."

Don Eladio, look into Fring's eyes. There you will see the truth. The Chicken Man hates you. He is our enemy. He plots against us. I demand blood for blood.

Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!

Eighty-six years. But with good behavior... who knows?

If you don't like where you're heading, there's no shame in going back and changing your path.

I wasn't there when the meth was cooked. I wasn't there when it was sold. I didn't witness any of the murders, but I damn well knew what was happening. I was more than a willing participant. I was indispensable. I kept Walter White out of Jail. I laundered his money. I lied for him. I conspired with him and I made millions.

Saul: "I could've sunk my teeth into this."
Walter: "You'd have been the last lawyer I'd have gone to."

Quantum mechanics? We're discussing that now? Stay in your lane! You are not talking about a time machine, which is both a real and theoretical impossibility. You are talking about regrets. So if you want to ask about regrets, just ask about regrets and leave all this time-traveling nonsense out of it!

During incarceration, defendant Goodman to receive one pint Blue Bell mint chocolate chip ice cream every Friday for the duration.

Jesse: "This guy [Saul Goodman], any good?"
Kim: "When I knew him, he was."

I'm still out here. Still getting away with it. Feds couldn't find their own ass with both hands and a proctologist.

You are a wealthy man now. One must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage

Walter: "I have made a series of very bad decisions and I cannot make another one."
Gus: "Why did you make these decisions?"
Walter: "For the good of my family."
Gus: "Then they weren't bad decisions. A man provides for his family."

A dog who bites every owner he's had can only be disciplined with a firm hand. Or put down.

Perhaps we should learn to temper our expectations.

When you have children, you always have family. They will always be your priority, your responsibility. And a man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated or respected or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he's a man.

You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

What I came to realize is that fear, that's the worst enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth!

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

So a guy with cancer can't be an asshole?? Believe me, I speak from experience.

I got more second-story guys in my book than pimples at a junior prom.

Well, you know how they say, "It's been a pleasure"? It hasn't.

We all make our choices and those choices they put us on a road. And sometimes those choices seem small but they put you on the road. You think about getting off but eventually, you're back on it.

Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head.

You need to stop focusing on the darkness behind you. The past is the past, nothing can change what we've done.

When we do what we do for good reasons, then we’ve got nothing to worry about. And there’s no better reason... than family.

You think I came all this way, just to let something as silly as lung-cancer take me down? Not a chance!

What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.

Jesse: "Tell this a-shole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way."
Mexican Cook: "I speak English."
Jesse: "So you understand what a-shole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, a-shole."

What's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?

Jimmy: "I love you."
Kim: "Ich love you too. But so what?"

New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.

Alvarez has been paying me for years. But you know what? I would have done it for free, because I hate every last one of you psycho sacks of sh-t! I opened Lalo's gate and I would do it again. And I'm glad what they did to him. He's a soulless pig. I wish I'd killed him with my own hands. And you know what else, Hector? I put you in that chair. Your heart meds? I switched them for sugar pills. You were dead and buried, and I had to watch this as-hole bring you back. So when you are sitting in your sh-tty nursing home, and you're sucking down on your Jell-O night after night for the rest of your life, you think of me, you twisted f*ck!

Take it from me, buddy: It's darkest just before the dawn.

Respect, ése, you gotta give it to get it.

Aw, that was so sweet, I think I threw up in my mouth a bit.

Someone needs to protect this family from the man who protects this family.

If your guys had his meeting at KFC you wouldn't immediately assume he's sitting down with Colonel Sanders.

It was an act of God. Ain't no account for no act of God.

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.