The best Quotes from Dog Gone

Fielding: "I'm sorry. Did I wake you?"
John: "I think you woke your Aunt Jenny. She's been dead for nine years."

Fielding: "It's gonna break his spirit."
John: "It goes on his neck, not his spirit."

Nate: "How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard?"
Fielding: "Oh, Gandhi."
Nate: "Winnie the Pooh."

Fielding: "Yeah, grad school? For what?"
Nate: "Good point."

John: "What kind of a name is 'Gonker'?"
Fielding: "He gonked me in the head."
John: "I see you haven't recovered from the trauma."

Don't ever do that again. It's very off-putting when you quote smart dead guys back at me. That's my thing.

"Loneliness and the feeling of bein unwanted is the most terrible poverty." Mother Teresa, who, by the way, I guarantee you was never dumped. I mean, seriously, you dump her, that is one-way ticket downstairs.

Fielding: "Just one week into senior year. How'd she just leave me?"
Nate: "Apparently by text."

People say "nothing is impossible", but I do nothing every day.

I always get to where I'm going by walking away from where I've been.

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

"Sometimes," said Pooh, "the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."

The things that make me different are the things that make me.

You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.

"How do you spell 'love'?" - "You don't spell it... you feel it."

"What day is it?"
"It's today," squeaked Piglet.
"My favorite day," said Pooh.

Dig a little deeper. Think of something that we've never thought of before.

If you live to be hundred, I hope i live to be hundred minus one day. So I never have to live without you.

Ever have one of those days where you just can’t win, Eeyore?

Wherever they go, and whatever happens to them on the way, in that enchanted place on top of the forest a little bear will always be waiting.

Together they had many unusual adventures, and they all happened right here in the Hundred Acre Wood.

Oh d-d-d-dear, I musn’t f-f-f-fear!

Silly old bear!

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.

We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do.

Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within reach of every hand.

Peace begins with a smile.

Love begins by taking care of the closest ones - the ones at home.

Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.

Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.

Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty.

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies.

Joy is prayer; joy is strength: joy is love; joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.

If nagging were an Olympic sport, my Aunt Voula would win a gold medal!

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

I can't go in there 'cause Uncle Frank's taking a shower. He says if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

One original thought is worth 1000 meaningless quotes.

Because I dislike being quoted I lie almost constantly when talking about my work.

He quoted Rimbaud to me, and it was hot. The only thing my ex ever quoted was Game of Thrones recaps.

A gentleman's quote is a gentleman's word.

Your life is happening now, right in front of you.

We will have a contest to find a new tail for Eeyore!

You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.

And Pooh? Promise you won't forget me? Ever?

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

I will escape for every innocent woman whose life was stolen.