The best Quotes by Doc Brown

Doc Brown: "Tell me, Future Boy, who's President of the United States in 1985?"
Marty: "Ronald Reagan."
Doc Brown: "Ronald Reagan? The actor? Ha! Then who's Vice President, Jerry Lewis?"

Marty, the future isn't written. It can be changed... you know that. Anyone can make their future whatever they want it to be.

Time traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: Women!

You future hasn't been written yet. No one's has. Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one, both of you!

There's that word again, "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

Marty McFly: "Sounds pretty heavy."
Dr. Emmett Brown: "Weight has nothing to do with it."

Whoop! Almost forgot my luggage. Who knows if they've got cotton underwear in the future. I'm allergic to all synthetics.

If you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?

I'm sure in 1985 plutonium is in every corner drug store, but in 1955, its a little hard to come by!

No wonder your president has to be an actor. He's gotta look good on television.

Marty, you can't go losing your judgment every time someone calls you a name. That's exactly what causes you to get into that accident in the future.

Well, there are plenty worse places to be than the Old West. I could've ended up in the Dark Ages. They probably would have burned me at the stake as a heretic or something.

This reminds me of the time I attempted to reach the center of the earth. I'd been reading my favorite author, Jules Verne. I spent weeks preparing that expedition. I didn't even get this far. Course, I was only 12 at the time.

I didn't invent the time machine for financial gain! The intent here is to gain a clearer perception of humanity. Where we've been, where we're going, the pitfalls and the possibilities, the perils and the promise. Perhaps even an answer to that universal question, "Why?"

It's gonna be really hard waiting 30 years before I can talk to you about everything that's happened in the past few days.

It'll shoot the fleas off a dog's back at 500 yards, Tannen! And it's pointed straight at your head!

Dr. Emmett Brown: "You've got to come back with me!"
Marty McFly: "Where?"
Dr. Emmett Brown: "Back to the future!"

You're not thinking fourth dimensionally!

Marty: "Then where the hell are they?"
Doc Brown: "The appropriate question is, 'when' the hell are they?"

You're late! Do you have no concept of time?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

Marty: "Within two hours?"
Doc Brown: "The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers."

Too bad the post office isn't as efficient as the weather service.

It works! I finally invent something that works!

Please, Marty, no one should know too much about their own destiny.

Marty: "Hey, Doc, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88."
Doc Brown: "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.

Come on, Doc, it's not science. When it happens, it just hits you. It's like lightning!

Biff Tannen: "That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship."
Marty McFly: "Screen door on a submarine, you dork."

Marty McFly: "Calvin? Why do you keep calling me Calvin?"
Lorraine Baines: "Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear."

Chuck! It's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry! You know that new sound you lookin' for? Well, listen to this!

Oh, and one more thing. If you guys ever have kids and one of them, when he's eight years old, accidentally sets fire to the living room rug - go easy on him.

I think a man should be strong so he can stand up for himself and protect the woman he loves.

Goldie Wilson: "Stand tall, boy! Have some respect for yourself. Don't you know if you let people walk over you now, they'll walk over you for the rest of your life."

Goldie Wilson: "I could run for mayor!"
Lou Caruthers: "A colored mayor. That'll be the day."
Goldie Wilson: "Wait and see, Mr. Caruthers. I will be mayor. I'll be the most powerful man in Hill Valley, and I'm gonna clean up this town."
Lou Caruthers: "Good. You can start by sweeping the floor!"

Tannen: "Smile, Marshal. After all, this is a party."
Strickland: "Only party I'll be smilin' at is the one that sees you at the end of a rope."

Sam Baines: "Lorraine, you ever have a kid who acts that way, I'll disown you."

My mother would freak out if she knew I was goin' up there with you. I'd get the standard lecture about how she never did that stuff when she was a kid. I mean, look, I think the woman was born a nun.

Buck: "Take a gander at them moccasins. What kind of skins is them?"
Stubble: "What's that writin' mean? 'Neekay'? What is that? Some sort of Injun talk or somethin'?"

Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?

Marty: "Gimme a Tab."
Lou Caruthers: "Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order somethin'."
Marty: "Right. Give me a Pepsi Free."
Lou Caruthers: "If you want a Pepsi, pal, you're gonna pay for it."
Marty: "Just give me something without any sugar in it, okay?"

Arms Dealer: "Where'd you learn to shoot like that?"
Marty: "7-Eleven."

Nobody calls me chicken!

Peace is not absence of conflict, it is the ability to handle conflict by peaceful means.

I dream with my eyes open.

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie.

The future is easy because it doesn't exist; but the past is painful because it lives forever.

You should never trust a woman who just had her heart broken. We tend to lie.

The Dark Ages were a tragedy for human progress that put back the ollout of 5G by hundreds of years.

Marty: "You sure this stuff is authentic?"
Doc Brown: "Of course! Haven't you ever seen a Western?"
Marty: "Yeah, I have, Doc. And Clint Eastwood never wore anything like this."
Doc Brown: "Clint who?"