Quotes and Sayings about Divorce

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.

It's like my dad always says: "Always give a hundred percent, unless you're donating blood or getting a divorce."

Religion is stupid anyway. I mean, a virgin gets pregnant by a ghost! You would never get away with that in a divorce court.

Ted it's fine, I'm a child of divorce. You guys keep fighting all you want - as long as the expensive gifts keep coming.

Cal: "How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three."
Emily: "I want a divorce."
Cal: "Crème Brûlée."

If children were enough reason to stay married, we'd have no divorced parents.

Kiana got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire. She said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt."

Marriage is grand. Divorce is about 20 grand.

You just don't understand humility until you have children and get divorced.

Like who I'm gonna live with after you get divorced? Is there a third option, cause both of you kind of make me wanna kill myself.

J. Paul Getty: "They say you never really know someone until you have divorced them."
Fletcher Chase: "I wish I knew that three marriages ago."

Barney: "You avoiding the family too?"
James: "I'm gay, I'm black and I'm getting a divorce. Those walking skeletons are gonna have more questions for me than their pharmacists."

Nobody likes to be alone, especially after a breakup. But that's when we discover who we really are and what we really want.

Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

I keep thinking about this river somewhere, with the water moving really fast. And these two people in the water, trying to hold onto each other, holding on as hard as they can, but in the end it's just too much. The current's too strong. They've got to let go, drift apart.

People don't care about breakups. They're just curious about the reason.

Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human.

The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.

You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world. But you do have some say in who hurts you.

If this is love, I don't want it. Take it away, please! Why does it hurt so much?

It's like you're homesick for a place that doesn't even exist.

Hope is like a shard of glass. Tread on it, and you'll end up wincing with every step. The best policy is to tweezer it out. Sure, it will hurt like billy-o and the wound will take a while to heal, but after that you can walk again.

One of the hardest things is to stop loving someone, because they stopped loving you...

It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.

A happy marriage doesn't mean you have a perfect spouse or a perfect marriage. It simply means you've chosen to look beyond the imperfections in both.

Lucy, every marriage is a dance; complicated at times, lovely at times, most the time very uneventful. But with Mickey, there will be times when your dance will be on broken glass. There will be pain. And you will either flee that pain or hold tighter and dance through it to the next smooth place.

Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay, and never get anything back!

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

As Daddy said, life is 95 percent anticipation.

You guys are the best. Even though some of you are pretty thin, I think that you all have fat hearts. And that's what matters.

There are a lot of good books around. People don't read any more. It's a sad state of affairs. Reading's the only thing that allows you to use your imagination. When you watch films it's someone else's vision, isn't it?

Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do.

Your heart's talking to you, Barney. Do you have the guts to listen to it?

Jay: "I got you a little gift to celebrate. I know it’s not much...-"
Gloria: "It’s practically nothing!"

I have loved her even when I hated her... only married couples'll understand that one.

I think love should come out of nowhere, sweep you up completely.

Death is life lived. Life is a death that comes.

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

Mark Twain created a new type of literature and not a lot of people can say that. Not a lot of people can say they're absolutely original and completely self-made.

I used to think you were like me. You were attracted to the darkness. But, Tate you are the darkness.