Quotes and Sayings about Divorce

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.

It's like my dad always says: "Always give a hundred percent, unless you're donating blood or getting a divorce."

Religion is stupid anyway. I mean, a virgin gets pregnant by a ghost! You would never get away with that in a divorce court.

Ted it's fine, I'm a child of divorce. You guys keep fighting all you want - as long as the expensive gifts keep coming.

Cal: "How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three."
Emily: "I want a divorce."
Cal: "Crème Brûlée."

If children were enough reason to stay married, we'd have no divorced parents.

Kiana got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire. She said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt."

Marriage is grand. Divorce is about 20 grand.

You just don't understand humility until you have children and get divorced.

Like who I'm gonna live with after you get divorced? Is there a third option, cause both of you kind of make me wanna kill myself.

J. Paul Getty: "They say you never really know someone until you have divorced them."
Fletcher Chase: "I wish I knew that three marriages ago."

Barney: "You avoiding the family too?"
James: "I'm gay, I'm black and I'm getting a divorce. Those walking skeletons are gonna have more questions for me than their pharmacists."