Quotes and Sayings about Divorce

Lily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 22

Cal: "How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three."
Emily: "I want a divorce."
Cal: "Crème Brûlée."

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

If children were enough reason to stay married, we'd have no divorced parents.

You - Season 3 Episode 2

Seperation & Breakup

Kiana got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire. She said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt."

Raiden Mei in Honkai Impact 3rd

Marriage is grand. Divorce is about 20 grand.

Jay Leno

You just don't understand humility until you have children and get divorced.

Val Kilmer

Like who I'm gonna live with after you get divorced? Is there a third option, cause both of you kind of make me wanna kill myself.

Violet Harmon in American Horror Story

J. Paul Getty: "They say you never really know someone until you have divorced them."
Fletcher Chase: "I wish I knew that three marriages ago."

Fletcher Chase in All the Money in the World

Barney: "You avoiding the family too?"
James: "I'm gay, I'm black and I'm getting a divorce. Those walking skeletons are gonna have more questions for me than their pharmacists."

James Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 3

Homosexuality & LGBTQ+

You might like these Quotes aswell

Nobody likes to be alone, especially after a breakup. But that's when we discover who we really are and what we really want.

Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 10

Breakup Solitude & Loneliness Seperation & Breakup

Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

Kahlil Gibran

Love Breakup Seperation & Breakup

I keep thinking about this river somewhere, with the water moving really fast. And these two people in the water, trying to hold onto each other, holding on as hard as they can, but in the end it's just too much. The current's too strong. They've got to let go, drift apart.

Kazuo Ishiguro in Never Let Me Go

Seperation & Breakup

People don't care about breakups. They're just curious about the reason.

Han Ki-joon in Forecasting Love and Weather

Seperation & Breakup

The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.

Pat in Silver Linings

Life Breakup

Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Humanity Breakup Grief & Condolence

You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world. But you do have some say in who hurts you.

John Green in The Fault in Our Stars

Breakup Deep Quotes

If this is love, I don't want it. Take it away, please! Why does it hurt so much?

Tauriel in The Hobbit - The Battle of the Five Armies

Breakup

It's like you're homesick for a place that doesn't even exist.

Garden State

Desire Breakup Home

Hope is like a shard of glass. Tread on it, and you'll end up wincing with every step. The best policy is to tweezer it out. Sure, it will hurt like billy-o and the wound will take a while to heal, but after that you can walk again.

Sebastian Fitzek in Therapy

Hope Breakup Grief & Condolence

One of the hardest things is to stop loving someone, because they stopped loving you...

Breakup Deep Quotes

It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.

Louis C. K. - 2017

Relationships Marriage

A happy marriage doesn't mean you have a perfect spouse or a perfect marriage. It simply means you've chosen to look beyond the imperfections in both.

Fawn Weaver

Relationships Perfection Marriage

Lucy, every marriage is a dance; complicated at times, lovely at times, most the time very uneventful. But with Mickey, there will be times when your dance will be on broken glass. There will be pain. And you will either flee that pain or hold tighter and dance through it to the next smooth place.

Ka Hancock in Dancing on Broken Glass

Relationships Marriage

Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together.

Jacqueline Bisset

Love Relationships Marriage

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Mignon McLaughlin

Love Marriage

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 14 Episode 2

Marriage

Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay, and never get anything back!

Al Bundy in Married... with Children

Marriage Insurances

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 3

Breakup Beginning

As Daddy said, life is 95 percent anticipation.

Gloria Swanson

You guys are the best. Even though some of you are pretty thin, I think that you all have fat hearts. And that's what matters.

Fat Amy in Pitch Perfect

There are a lot of good books around. People don't read any more. It's a sad state of affairs. Reading's the only thing that allows you to use your imagination. When you watch films it's someone else's vision, isn't it?

Lemmy Kilmister

Books Reading

Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do.

Bill Maher

Religion

Your heart's talking to you, Barney. Do you have the guts to listen to it?

Lily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 18

Jay: "I got you a little gift to celebrate. I know it’s not much...-"
Gloria: "It’s practically nothing!"

Gloria Pritchett in Modern Family - Season 6 Episode 22

Gifts & Presents

I have loved her even when I hated her... only married couples'll understand that one.

Cal in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Marriage

I think love should come out of nowhere, sweep you up completely.

Joe Goldberg in You - Season 2 Episode 2

Death is life lived. Life is a death that comes.

Gray Serpent in Honkai Impact 3rd

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

Jay Leno

Crime New York City

Mark Twain created a new type of literature and not a lot of people can say that. Not a lot of people can say they're absolutely original and completely self-made.

Val Kilmer

Mark Twain

I used to think you were like me. You were attracted to the darkness. But, Tate you are the darkness.

Violet Harmon in American Horror Story

Quotes and Sayings about Divorce

You might like these Quotes aswell

Related pages to Divorce