The best Quotes and Sayings about Divorce

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I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.

Gloria Swanson
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It's like my dad always says: "Always give a hundred percent, unless you're donating blood or getting a divorce."

Pitch Perfect - 2
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Religion is stupid anyway. I mean, a virgin gets pregnant by a ghost! You would never get away with that in a divorce court.

ReligionLemmy Kilmister
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Ted it's fine, I'm a child of divorce. You guys keep fighting all you want - as long as the expensive gifts keep coming.

Gifts & PresentsLily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 22
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Cal: "How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three."
Emily: "I want a divorce."
Cal: "Crème Brûlée."

Crazy, Stupid, Love.
 
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If children were enough reason to stay married, we'd have no divorced parents.

SeparationYou, Season 3 Episode 2
 
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Kiana got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire. She said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt."

Honkai Impact 3rd, by Mei
 
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Marriage is grand. Divorce is about 20 grand.

Jay Leno
 
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You just don't understand humility until you have children and get divorced.

Val Kilmer
 
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Like who I'm gonna live with after you get divorced? Is there a third option, cause both of you kind of make me wanna kill myself.

Violet Harmon in American Horror Story
 
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J. Paul Getty: "They say you never really know someone until you have divorced them."
Fletcher Chase: "I wish I knew that three marriages ago."

All the Money in the World, by Fletcher Chase
 
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Barney: "You avoiding the family too?"
James: "I'm gay, I'm black and I'm getting a divorce. Those walking skeletons are gonna have more questions for me than their pharmacists."

Homosexuality & LGBTQ+James Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 3
 
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