I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
Gloria SwansonIt's like my dad always says: "Always give a hundred percent, unless you're donating blood or getting a divorce."
Pitch Perfect - 2Religion is stupid anyway. I mean, a virgin gets pregnant by a ghost! You would never get away with that in a divorce court.
ReligionLemmy KilmisterTed it's fine, I'm a child of divorce. You guys keep fighting all you want - as long as the expensive gifts keep coming.
Gifts & PresentsLily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 22Cal: "How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three."
Emily: "I want a divorce."
Cal: "Crème Brûlée."
If children were enough reason to stay married, we'd have no divorced parents.
Seperation & BreakupYou, Season 3 Episode 2Kiana got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire. She said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt."
Honkai Impact 3rd, by MeiMarriage is grand. Divorce is about 20 grand.
Jay LenoYou just don't understand humility until you have children and get divorced.
Val KilmerLike who I'm gonna live with after you get divorced? Is there a third option, cause both of you kind of make me wanna kill myself.
Violet Harmon in American Horror StoryJ. Paul Getty: "They say you never really know someone until you have divorced them."
Fletcher Chase: "I wish I knew that three marriages ago."
Barney: "You avoiding the family too?"
James: "I'm gay, I'm black and I'm getting a divorce. Those walking skeletons are gonna have more questions for me than their pharmacists."