I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.Gloria Swanson
It's like my dad always says: "Always give a hundred percent, unless you're donating blood or getting a divorce."Pitch Perfect - 2
Religion is stupid anyway. I mean, a virgin gets pregnant by a ghost! You would never get away with that in a divorce court.ReligionLemmy Kilmister
Ted it's fine, I'm a child of divorce. You guys keep fighting all you want - as long as the expensive gifts keep coming.Gifts & PresentsLily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 22
Cal: "How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three."
Emily: "I want a divorce."
Cal: "Crème Brûlée."
If children were enough reason to stay married, we'd have no divorced parents.Seperation & BreakupYou, Season 3 Episode 2
Kiana got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire. She said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt."Honkai Impact 3rd, by Mei
Marriage is grand. Divorce is about 20 grand.Jay Leno
You just don't understand humility until you have children and get divorced.Val Kilmer
Like who I'm gonna live with after you get divorced? Is there a third option, cause both of you kind of make me wanna kill myself.Violet Harmon in American Horror Story
J. Paul Getty: "They say you never really know someone until you have divorced them."
Fletcher Chase: "I wish I knew that three marriages ago."