Quotes and Sayings about Disneyland

Disneyland isn't designed just for children. When does a person stop being a child? Can you say that a child is ever entirely eliminated from an adult?

Walt Disney - Opening Speech - Disneyland California

Imagination

Like Alice stepping through the Looking Glass, to step through the portals of Disneyland will be like entering another world.

Walt Disney

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.

Merv Griffin

Las Vegas Mickey Mouse

Captain Dickson: "New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and f*ck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed."
Jenko: "Oh, I love Disneyland!"
Captain Dickson: "You two sons of b*tches are going to college!"

Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street

College

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.

Ryan Reynolds

Father & Daughter Mickey Mouse

This road would definitely be an E ride at Disneyland.

MacGyver in MacGyver - Season 1 Episode 8

John Hammond: "All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked."
Ian Malcolm: "Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park

Summer means happy times and good sunshine. It means going to the beach, going to Disneyland, having fun.

Brian Wilson

Summer Beach

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All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them.

Walt Disney

Dreaming Courage

If you can dream it, you can do it!

Walt Disney

Dreaming Self-Confidence

If you had the chance to change your fate, would you?

Walt Disney

Fate & Destiny

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.

Walt Disney

Talking

You'll never know until you try.

Walt Disney

I do not make films primarily for children. I make them for the child in all of us, whether we be six or sixty.

Walt Disney

Children & Childhood Age

Mickey Mouse is, to me, a symbol of independence. He was a means to an end. He popped out of my mind onto a drawing pad twenty years ago on a train ride from Manhattan to Hollywood at a time when business fortunes of my brother Roy and myself were at lowest ebb and disaster seemed right around the corner. Born of necessity, the little fellow literally freed us of immediate worry.

Walt Disney

Mickey Mouse

Girls bored me - they still do. I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.

Walt Disney

Mickey Mouse

Micky Mouse is the aspiration of every Argentine politician because he is a disgusting rodent whom everybody loves.

Javier Milei

Argentinia Mickey Mouse

As long as he's around, newcomers to the Great Illuminary will always get a warm welcome.

Mickey Mouse in Disney Lorcana

Mickey Mouse

Alexander: "You know what I think? I think you're crazy!"
MacGyver: "Give me a few hours, you'll know for sure."

MacGyver in MacGyver - Season 5 Episode 1

If you let yourself be afraid of dying, you're just going to end up being afraid of living.

MacGyver in MacGyver

"Sind Sie verrückt?"
MacGyver: "Das wird gelegentlich behauptet."

MacGyver in MacGyver

Look. If this works, it'll keep us from getting caught. If it doesn't, it'll keep us from getting old.

MacGyver in MacGyver - Season 2 Episode 2

A child's voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who've forgotten how to listen.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Children & Childhood Hearing & Listening

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.

Albert Einstein

Children & Childhood Fairytales

All grown-ups were once children... but only few of them remember it.

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry in The Little Prince

Children & Childhood Birthday Age

You're never too old to be young.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Age

Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Imagination

Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.

Albert Einstein

Reason & Sanity Imagination

If you make the customer a promise... make sure you deliver it.

Merv Griffin

Promises

We stole the Statue of Liberty! The small one, from Las Vegas. I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower - also Vegas.

Gru in Despicable Me

Las Vegas

Phil, you let this dude [Dennis Rodman] go to vacation, we not gonna see him. You let him go to Vegas, we definitely not gonna see him.

Michael Jordan in The Last Dance - Episode 3

Dennis Rodman Las Vegas

Jenko: "Got a pound of coke."
Schmidt: "We are trying to show them a good time, not ruin their f*cking lives."
Jenko: "Pound of marijuana?"
Schmidt: "Best party ever!"

21 Jump Street

Marijuana & Weed Cocaine

I really thought this job would have more car chases and explosions... and less homeless people doodooing everywhere.

Greg Jenko in 21 Jump Street

Police

Elliot: "I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... you know, the... I was looking for my dignity."
J.D.: "Did you find it?"
Elliot: "No. I must've left it at college."

Elliot Reid in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 1

College Dignity

I've spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college, and before that... I was in the fifth grade.

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 4

College

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

When you have expectations, you are setting yourself up for disappointment.

Ryan Reynolds

Expectations

Dear Boys, be the type of guy you want your daughter to be with.

Daughters Father & Daughter

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms, when his hands are empty.

Children & Childhood Fathers Father & Daughter

We're racing toward the extinction of our species. We not only lack dominion over nature, we're subordinate to it.

Jurassic Park - Jurassic World 3: Dominion

The world has just changed so radically, and we're all running to catch up.

Dr. Alan Grant in Jurassic Park

Change

If there's not love present, it's much, much harder to function. When there's love present, it's easier to deal with life.

Brian Wilson

Life Love

The Beatles, the Rolling Stones and Phil Spector. Those were my idols.

Brian Wilson

The Beatles The Rolling Stones

Summer romances end for all kinds of reasons. But when all is said and done, they have one thing in common: They are shooting stars-a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, a fleeting glimpse of eternity. And in a flash, they're gone.

Nicholas Sparks in The Notebook

Summer Shooting Stars

And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.

F. Scott Fitzgerald in The Great Gatsby

Summer

A bad day at the beach is still better than a good day at work.

Beach

May all your blues be the ocean and the sky!

Sky Ocean Beach

People say "nothing is impossible", but I do nothing every day.

Winnie the Pooh in Christopher Robin

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