The best Quotes by Disguised Toast

I don't mean to sound egotistical but im the best trend-setting, trail-blazing, meta-defining, thought-leading, landscape-shaping streamer there ever was and will be.

Decided to remove Donations/Bits from my channel. Give your money to charity or a smaller streamer instead, SINCE I'M RICH ALREADY WOOOHOO!

Gonna be spending "alentine's Day" alone...
Unless someone is looking to give me the "V".

Is it a concern for girls if a guy is eerily good at a game based around lying and being emotionally manipulative?

The number #1 lesson I learned from playing Among Us is that "impostor" is not spelled "imposter".

There's a difference between being humble and just knowing your worth.

The sky is dark, the fire burns, you drive in vain as fate's wheel turns!

Knowledge is power and I know a lot.

She doesn't drop character until after the DVD commentary.

Rend believes he is the True Warchief of the Horde and he keeps editing the wikipedia page for "Warchief of the Horde" to include his picture.

Ok C'Thun, repeat after me: "Your mother was a hamster."

Always remember that power is a double-edged blade. One side light, the other dark. It calls to you when you are most desperate. When victory seems worth any sacrifice. There is a price to be paid for such a gift. And many eagerly accept the bargain. The righteous and the meek may recoil at its cost... But they have no vision! Power alone is not to be feared. Fear instead those who wield it!

If you think the party's great now, just wait 'til he invites the orcs over!

Time to write some flavor text.

Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros.

Wrathion, son of Deathwing, is a dragon. Why isn't he tagged as a dragon, you ask? WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO BLOW HIS COVER??

Kel'Thuzad could not resist the call of the Lich King. Even when it's just a robo-call extolling the Lich King's virtues.

"Please, I need these greens to disenchant them." - Every Enchanter Ever

The Kirin Tor will tell you that mastering the magical arts is like learning the rules of a game. Fools. True power is taken by those brave enough to break boundaries. I am Medivh, the Last Guardian. If magic is a game, then it is one I play to win.

Spoiler alert: Bolvar gets melted and then sits on an ice throne and everyone forgets about him.

The words "I am Innocent" mean absolutely shit in Among Us.

Did you sabotage O2?
'Cause you are taking my breath away.

What kind of futuristic spaceship has gasoline anyway? This looks like a gas tank. I mean... really?

You a Transformer? Because if you were, you'd be Optimus Fine.

Girl, you look so good, I would marry your brother just to get in your family.

Destiny is at hand, young sorceress. The time to choose has come. For the fate of all who live, humanity must join forces with the Horde.

Atiesh, Greatstaff of the Guardian, is a unique and powerful artifact passed down from Guardian to apprentice for generations. Pay no attention to that druid holding another one. Or that priest. Or Khadgar. In fact, never pay attention to Khadgar.

Anduin: "Only one of us wanted this war."
Sylvanas: "You call for peace when it suits you, little lion. But you're quick enough to kill."

It is perilous to confuse what you are made to do with what you choose to do.

I have never trusted you, Sylvanas. Nor would I have ever imagined in our darkest time that you would be da one to save us. Da spirits have granted me clarity, a vision, dey whisper a name. Many will not undastand. But you must step out of da shadows and lead. You must be Warchief.

This Horde be our family! We don't always see eye-to-eye. We come to blows before. But when we work together - ah - there's nothing this Horde can't do.

People keep saying they're outraged at another infamous black dragon for burning an entire city full of innocent people to ash. One city. Amateur.

Look, with the number of whelps I've sired, I think I've earned the right to make a dad joke or two.

No life is worth living if we cannot be true to our nature.

Our people have walked this land for many, many years, and in that time have learned much about the world. Our allies will need to look to us for wisdom and guidance. My father once made a promise to the Horde, to repay a debt we owed them for their service to our race. I, for one, intend to deliver on that promise.

Does anyone know when these spikes grew out of my back? You would think I would remember something like that.

Those with power must wield it without fear. And if that power allows you to cast fear upon others, well that's a nice bonus.

Oh, I just thought of the perfect joke to tell Anduin! What do you call a gnoll that won't share his forest? A Hogger! Oh, he's going to love it!

Are you still clicking? Was that not enough jokes? Are you not entertained!?! Sorry, uh... sometimes my gladiator past gets the best of me.

Arthas! The blood of your father, of your people, demands justice! Come forth, coward, and answer for your crimes!

Bolvar: "Strange, is it not? We both lived lives of service, and even after facing death itself, we still feel compelled to serve others."
Darion: "Sometimes the greatest act of service is to be present for those who need us."

You said that your warchief was in trouble - that the Horde needed the tauren once again. Well, Thrall did much for us in his time, and we will not fail him. My warriors will rendezvous with the warchief upon the battlefield.

Cairne was killed by Garrosh, so... don't put this guy in a Warrior deck. It's pretty insensitive.

Once before, you and I stood side by side on the slopes of Mount Hyjal. That World Tree did not fall because the Horde and the Alliance worked together.

If you're holding on for a Frozen reference, just let it go. Oh no, what have I done?

Of course Chromie arrived in the Nexus before me. Bronze dragons have to be first at everything. And last. And everything in between.

I know we've been instructing you not to for years, but trust me, this one time, stand in the fire.

Each day that passes, the future flows into the present which blurs into the past.

Together, we became the Aspects, leaders of the dragonflights, the protectors of Azeroth.

You know not what you have done. Aman'Thul... What I... have... seen...