The best Quotes by Disguised Toast

The best Quotes by Disguised Toast

Jeremy Wang, better known by the alias Disguised Toast, is a Taiwanese-Canadian streamer, YouTuber, and Internet personality. He got his start on YouTube, creating videos about the digital card game Hearthstone. Disguised Toast is a member of OfflineTV.

I don't mean to sound egotistical but im the best trend-setting, trail-blazing, meta-defining, thought-leading, landscape-shaping streamer there ever was and will be.

December 2021

Decided to remove Donations/Bits from my channel. Give your money to charity or a smaller streamer instead, SINCE I'M RICH ALREADY WOOOHOO!

August 2019

Gonna be spending "alentine's Day" alone...
Unless someone is looking to give me the "V".

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Is it a concern for girls if a guy is eerily good at a game based around lying and being emotionally manipulative?

via Twitter, September 2020

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The number #1 lesson I learned from playing Among Us is that "impostor" is not spelled "imposter".

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There's a difference between being humble and just knowing your worth.

My Life as a Streamer - 1 Million Subscriber Special

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The sky is dark, the fire burns, you drive in vain as fate's wheel turns!

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Knowledge is power and I know a lot.

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She doesn't drop character until after the DVD commentary.

Maestra of the Masquerade in Hearthstone - United in Stormwind

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Rend believes he is the True Warchief of the Horde and he keeps editing the wikipedia page for "Warchief of the Horde" to include his picture.

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Ok C'Thun, repeat after me: "Your mother was a hamster."

Twilight Geomancer in Hearthstone

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Always remember that power is a double-edged blade. One side light, the other dark. It calls to you when you are most desperate. When victory seems worth any sacrifice. There is a price to be paid for such a gift. And many eagerly accept the bargain. The righteous and the meek may recoil at its cost... But they have no vision! Power alone is not to be feared. Fear instead those who wield it!

Jaina Proudmoore in Hearthstone - Knights of the Frozen Throne

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If you think the party's great now, just wait 'til he invites the orcs over!

Medivh in Hearthstone - One Night in Karazhan

Time to write some flavor text.

Nozdormu in Hearthstone

Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros.

Alexstrasza in Hearthstone

Wrathion, son of Deathwing, is a dragon. Why isn't he tagged as a dragon, you ask? WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO BLOW HIS COVER??

Wrathion in Hearthstone - Mean Streets of Gadgetzan

Kel'Thuzad could not resist the call of the Lich King. Even when it's just a robo-call extolling the Lich King's virtues.

Kel'Thuzad in Hearthstone - Naxxramas

"Please, I need these greens to disenchant them." - Every Enchanter Ever

Runed Mithril Rod in Hearthstone - United in Stormwind

The Kirin Tor will tell you that mastering the magical arts is like learning the rules of a game. Fools. True power is taken by those brave enough to break boundaries. I am Medivh, the Last Guardian. If magic is a game, then it is one I play to win.

Medivh in Hearthstone

Spoiler alert: Bolvar gets melted and then sits on an ice throne and everyone forgets about him.

Bolvar Fordragon in Hearthstone - Goblins vs Gnomes

The words "I am Innocent" mean absolutely shit in Among Us.

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Did you sabotage O2?
'Cause you are taking my breath away.

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What kind of futuristic spaceship has gasoline anyway? This looks like a gas tank. I mean... really?

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez - October 2020, playing Among Us

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You a Transformer? Because if you were, you'd be Optimus Fine.

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Girl, you look so good, I would marry your brother just to get in your family.

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Destiny is at hand, young sorceress. The time to choose has come. For the fate of all who live, humanity must join forces with the Horde.

Medivh in Warcraft III - Reign of Chaos

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Atiesh, Greatstaff of the Guardian, is a unique and powerful artifact passed down from Guardian to apprentice for generations. Pay no attention to that druid holding another one. Or that priest. Or Khadgar. In fact, never pay attention to Khadgar.

Medivh in Heroes of the Storm

Once before, you and I stood side by side on the slopes of Mount Hyjal. That World Tree did not fall because the Horde and the Alliance worked together.

Jaina Proudmoore in World of Warcraft - Battle for Azeroth

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If you're holding on for a Frozen reference, just let it go. Oh no, what have I done?

Jaina Proudmoore in Heroes of the Storm

Of course Chromie arrived in the Nexus before me. Bronze dragons have to be first at everything. And last. And everything in between.

Alexstrasza in Heroes of the Storm

I know we've been instructing you not to for years, but trust me, this one time, stand in the fire.

Alexstrasza in Heroes of the Storm

Each day that passes, the future flows into the present which blurs into the past.

Nozdormu in World of Warcraft - Dragonflight

Together, we became the Aspects, leaders of the dragonflights, the protectors of Azeroth.

Nozdormu in World of Warcraft - Dragonflight

You know not what you have done. Aman'Thul... What I... have... seen...

Murozond in World of Warcraft - Cataclysm

You crawl unwitting, like a blind, writhing worm, towards endless madness and despair. I have witnessed the true End Time. This? This is a blessing you simply cannot comprehend!

Murozond in World of Warcraft - Cataclysm

Tend to what matters most to your flight, and I will save what matters most to mine.

Wrathion in World of Warcraft - Dragonflight

Go to them. Along the way, you may discover a new destiny of your own.

Wrathion in World of Warcraft - Dragonflight

Anduin: "Only one of us wanted this war."
Sylvanas: "You call for peace when it suits you, little lion. But you're quick enough to kill."

Sylvanas Windrunner in World of Warcraft - Battle for Azeroth

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It is perilous to confuse what you are made to do with what you choose to do.

Sylvanas Windrunner in World of Warcraft - Shadowlands

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I have never trusted you, Sylvanas. Nor would I have ever imagined in our darkest time that you would be da one to save us. Da spirits have granted me clarity, a vision, dey whisper a name. Many will not undastand. But you must step out of da shadows and lead. You must be Warchief.

Vol'jin in World of Warcraft - Legion

This Horde be our family! We don't always see eye-to-eye. We come to blows before. But when we work together - ah - there's nothing this Horde can't do.

Vol'jin in World of Warcraft - Warlords of Draenor

People keep saying they're outraged at another infamous black dragon for burning an entire city full of innocent people to ash. One city. Amateur.

Deathwing in Heroes of the Storm

Look, with the number of whelps I've sired, I think I've earned the right to make a dad joke or two.

Deathwing in Heroes of the Storm

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No life is worth living if we cannot be true to our nature.

Baine Bloodhoof in World of Warcraft - Battle for Azeroth

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Our people have walked this land for many, many years, and in that time have learned much about the world. Our allies will need to look to us for wisdom and guidance. My father once made a promise to the Horde, to repay a debt we owed them for their service to our race. I, for one, intend to deliver on that promise.

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Does anyone know when these spikes grew out of my back? You would think I would remember something like that.

Gul'dan in Heroes of the Storm

Those with power must wield it without fear. And if that power allows you to cast fear upon others, well that's a nice bonus.

Gul'dan in Heroes of the Storm

Oh, I just thought of the perfect joke to tell Anduin! What do you call a gnoll that won't share his forest? A Hogger! Oh, he's going to love it!

Varian Wrynn in Heroes of the Storm

Are you still clicking? Was that not enough jokes? Are you not entertained!?! Sorry, uh... sometimes my gladiator past gets the best of me.

Varian Wrynn in Heroes of the Storm

Arthas! The blood of your father, of your people, demands justice! Come forth, coward, and answer for your crimes!

Bolvar Fordragon in World of Warcraft - Wrath of the Lich King

Arthas Menethil

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