The saddest thing in life is havin' to say goodbye to the person you want to spend that life with.0
Zøg: 'I'd like to tell you something about understandin' women.'
Zøg: 'I said I'd like to, doesn't mean I can.'
Leavo: 'Stone socks? 'Tis no treasure.'
Bean: 'I thought the liquid only stonified living things?'
Zøg: 'You don't know my socks.'
This loon thought the world was round. This nut married a duck. This vision of beauty tried to drown her grandchildren. Luckily, they were all ducks.0
I'm just about at the end of my 24-hour shift. There it is. Well, back to work.0
Bean: 'Wow, that's the best soup I ever had!'
Dagmar: 'It's Whiskey.'
I only got in trouble once, and... um.. Daddy Elfo um... slapped me on the bum bum.0
Queen Dagmar: 'Sounds to me like he deserves a marvelous funeral.'
King Zøg: 'Great idea. I'll get someone to fish him out of the corpse pit.'
Maybe that's why I've had such low elf-esteem.0
Bean: 'I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem.'
Zøg: 'Of course I am. I'm your father.'
Lying to me in any other way than flattery is a mortal crime.0
Oh, floor, you're always there for me. So supportive. Not like walls and staircases, always getting in my way.0
Luci: 'I can't believe he called you a worthless, bucktoothed degenerate.'
Bean: 'He didn't say that.'
Luci: 'Doesn't make it any less true.'
Maybe reality is the dream and dreams are reality. You ever think about that?0
It's a lemon, guys. It's what we feed children in hell.0
Some might say her cries for help were a cry for help, but I think she was just being an attention hog.0
Lady Lingonberry: 'I'm drowning!'
Elfo: 'I'm Elfo!'
Bean: 'I'm gonna have to kill him or something.'
Luci: 'Do it! Do it! Do it! And after you kill him we can hide the body. Then we could join the search party and you and I can look at each other and try not to laugh.'
Your cruddy life is worth living, Bean. And so is mine... if you live.0
Destiny is baloney. Your future is not foretold. It's what you make of it.0
Bean: 'What's this weird feeling I don't want to drink away?'
Elfo: 'That's hope. That's hope!'
Luci: 'You know what we say in hell? 'Hope's for dopes.''
Bean: 'You two sleep down at my feet. I call it the friend zone.'
Luci: 'Get comfortable. You ain't never getting outta here.'
Hey, he's making fun of my dreams. That's what friends do.0
I'd rather die a big death than live a small life.Life0
I wanna taste something other than sweetness. I wanna cry salty tears, learn bitter truths. I wanna take a big, meaty bite out of life and dip it in mustard.0