The best Quotes from Disenchantment

Whoa, this is big. I really need some time to drink about this.

Princess Bean - Season 3 Episode 4

Man, after-work drinks taste so much better than instead-of-work drinks.

Princess Bean - Season 3 Episode 4

Elfo: "What about me? Nobody cared either time I came back to life."
Luci: "I was disappointed both times. Disappointment's a form of caring."

Luci - Season 3 Episode 3

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

Prince Derek - Season 3 Episode 3

Power Kings

I always wanted to get lost in a labyrinth. It's like a puzzle you solve with your feet.

Elfo - Season 3 Episode 2

Feet

Oh my gosh, it's exactly like my bedroom from when I was little! What are these frilly dresses doing in my liquor cabinet?

Princess Bean - Season 3 Episode 1

By order of the king, me, Derek, I, we do declare Dreamland is now a theocracy. All power emanates from this holy throne and the ass therein ensconced.

Prince Derek - Season 3 Episode 1

You know, if there's one thing I've learned, it's when you're stuck in a cave with your psycho mum, the best thing to do is play along.

Luci - Season 3 Episode 1

The saddest thing in life is havin' to say goodbye to the person you want to spend that life with.

King Zøg - Season 2 Episode 4

Zøg: "I'd like to tell you something about understandin' women."
Bean: "Yes?"
Zøg: "I said I'd like to, doesn't mean I can."

King Zøg - Season 2 Episode 4

Leavo: "Stone socks? 'Tis no treasure."
Bean: "I thought the liquid only stonified living things?"
Zøg: "You don't know my socks."

King Zøg - Season 2 Episode 2

Socks

This loon thought the world was round. This nut married a duck. This vision of beauty tried to drown her grandchildren. Luckily, they were all ducks.

Jerry - Season 2 Episode 1

Ducks

I'm just about at the end of my 24-hour shift. There it is. Well, back to work.

Jerry - Season 2 Episode 1

Bean: "Wow, that's the best soup I ever had!"
Dagmar: "It's Whiskey."

Princess Bean - Season 2 Episode 1

Whiskey

I only got in trouble once, and... um.. Daddy Elfo um... slapped me on the bum bum.

Elfo - Season 1 Episode 3

Queen Dagmar: "Sounds to me like he deserves a marvelous funeral."
King Zøg: "Great idea. I'll get someone to fish him out of the corpse pit."

King Zøg - Season 1 Episode 10

Maybe that's why I've had such low elf-esteem.

Elfo - Season 1 Episode 9

Bean: "I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem."
Zøg: "Of course I am. I'm your father."

King Zøg - Season 1 Episode 9

Alcohol

Lying to me in any other way than flattery is a mortal crime.

King Zøg - Season 1 Episode 9

Oh, floor, you're always there for me. So supportive. Not like walls and staircases, always getting in my way.

Princess Bean - Season 1 Episode 6

Luci: "I can't believe he called you a worthless, bucktoothed degenerate."
Bean: "He didn't say that."
Luci: "Doesn't make it any less true."

Luci - Season 1 Episode 5

Maybe reality is the dream and dreams are reality. You ever think about that?

Luci - Season 1 Episode 4

It's a lemon, guys. It's what we feed children in hell.

Luci - Season 1 Episode 3

Hölle Zitronen

Some might say her cries for help were a cry for help, but I think she was just being an attention hog.

Luci - Season 1 Episode 3

Lady Lingonberry: "I'm drowning!"
Elfo: "I'm Elfo!"

Elfo - Season 1 Episode 3

Bean: "I'm gonna have to kill him or something."
Luci: "Do it! Do it! Do it! And after you kill him we can hide the body. Then we could join the search party and you and I can look at each other and try not to laugh."

Luci - Season 1 Episode 2

Your cruddy life is worth living, Bean. And so is mine... if you live.

Elfo - Season 1 Episode 2

Destiny is baloney. Your future is not foretold. It's what you make of it.

Elfo - Season 1 Episode 1

Bean: "What's this weird feeling I don't want to drink away?"
Elfo: "That's hope. That's hope!"
Luci: "You know what we say in hell? 'Hope's for dopes.'"

Luci - Season 1 Episode 1

Bean: "You two sleep down at my feet. I call it the friend zone."
Luci: "Get comfortable. You ain't never getting outta here."

Luci - Season 1 Episode 1

Hey, he's making fun of my dreams. That's what friends do.

Elfo - Season 1 Episode 1

I'd rather die a big death than live a small life.

Elfo - Season 1 Episode 1

Life

I wanna taste something other than sweetness. I wanna cry salty tears, learn bitter truths. I wanna take a big, meaty bite out of life and dip it in mustard.

Elfo - Season 1 Episode 1

All this wedding hassle for a stupid political alliance? I thought that I'd get married for true love, or because I was wasted.

Princess Bean - Season 1 Episode 1

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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

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Alcohol Toasts

You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.

Bender in Futurama - Season 3 Episode 17

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa?

Matt Groening

Santa Claus

Remember, with great power. comes great responsibility!

Uncle Ben in Spider-Man

Power Responsibility Strength

Crowns do queer things to the heads beneath them.

George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire - A Clash of Kings

Power Kings Monarchy

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