Quotes from Disenchantment

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Quotes from Disenchantment

The saddest thing in life is havin' to say goodbye to the person you want to spend that life with.

King Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 2 Episode 4
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Zøg: "I'd like to tell you something about understandin' women."
Bean: "Yes?"
Zøg: "I said I'd like to, doesn't mean I can."

King Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 2 Episode 4
 
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Leavo: "Stone socks? 'Tis no treasure."
Bean: "I thought the liquid only stonified living things?"
Zøg: "You don't know my socks."

King Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 2 Episode 2
 
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This loon thought the world was round. This nut married a duck. This vision of beauty tried to drown her grandchildren. Luckily, they were all ducks.

Jerry in Disenchantment, Season 2 Episode 1
 
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I'm just about at the end of my 24-hour shift. There it is. Well, back to work.

Jerry in Disenchantment, Season 2 Episode 1
 
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Bean: "Wow, that's the best soup I ever had!"
Dagmar: "It's Whiskey."

WhiskeyQueen Dagmar in Disenchantment, Season 2 Episode 1
 
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I only got in trouble once, and... um.. Daddy Elfo um... slapped me on the bum bum.

Elfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 3
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Queen Dagmar: "Sounds to me like he deserves a marvelous funeral."
King Zøg: "Great idea. I'll get someone to fish him out of the corpse pit."

King Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 10
 
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Maybe that's why I've had such low elf-esteem.

Elfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 9
 
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Bean: "I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem."
Zøg: "Of course I am. I'm your father."

AlcoholKing Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 9
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Lying to me in any other way than flattery is a mortal crime.

King Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 9
 
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Oh, floor, you're always there for me. So supportive. Not like walls and staircases, always getting in my way.

Princess Bean in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 6
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Luci: "I can't believe he called you a worthless, bucktoothed degenerate."
Bean: "He didn't say that."
Luci: "Doesn't make it any less true."

Luci in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 5
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Maybe reality is the dream and dreams are reality. You ever think about that?

Luci in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 4
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It's a lemon, guys. It's what we feed children in hell.

Luci in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 3
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Some might say her cries for help were a cry for help, but I think she was just being an attention hog.

Luci in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 3
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Lady Lingonberry: "I'm drowning!"
Elfo: "I'm Elfo!"

Elfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 3
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Bean: "I'm gonna have to kill him or something."
Luci: "Do it! Do it! Do it! And after you kill him we can hide the body. Then we could join the search party and you and I can look at each other and try not to laugh."

Luci in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 2
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Your cruddy life is worth living, Bean. And so is mine... if you live.

Elfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Destiny is baloney. Your future is not foretold. It's what you make of it.

Elfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Bean: "What's this weird feeling I don't want to drink away?"
Elfo: "That's hope. That's hope!"
Luci: "You know what we say in hell? 'Hope's for dopes.'"

Luci in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 1
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Bean: "You two sleep down at my feet. I call it the friend zone."
Luci: "Get comfortable. You ain't never getting outta here."

Luci in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 1
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Hey, he's making fun of my dreams. That's what friends do.

Elfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 1
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I'd rather die a big death than live a small life.

LifeElfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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I wanna taste something other than sweetness. I wanna cry salty tears, learn bitter truths. I wanna take a big, meaty bite out of life and dip it in mustard.

Elfo in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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All this wedding hassle for a stupid political alliance? I thought that I'd get married for true love, or because I was wasted.

Princess Bean in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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