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Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.

Terry Pratchett - Lords and Ladies

Elves

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Terry Pratchett - Jingo

Fire Warmth

Who do you think you're poking? I'm a great wizard, I am! I'll turn you into a mindless ugly toad... gosh! It worked!

Rincewind

That's it! Poke a man in the ribs! let's see what you can do without it! [cursor disappears for a few seconds] Oh, all right... you can have it back if you promise to use it wisely.

Rincewind

If only I had another dimension, I'd teach you a thing or two.

Rincewind

Hands off my pixels!

Rincewind

I'm not a cartoon! I'm just dimensionally impaired!

Rincewind

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Any fool could be a witch with a runic knife, but it took skill to be one with an apple corer.

Terry Pratchett - Carpe Jugulum

Witches & Wizards

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Terry Pratchett - Diggers

My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.

Terry Pratchett

Amsterdam Bicycles

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Terry Pratchett

Cats

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

Terry Pratchett

Elves are like trees, grounded and focused from the trunk down but graceful and agile on top.

Orlando Bloom

Elves

Elves live in harmony with the world, and I try to do that.

Orlando Bloom

Elves

Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.

Frodo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Elves

Bronwyn: "Alfirin seeds."
Arondir: "It is a tradition among Elves. Before the battle begins, plant one."
Bronwyn: "New life, in defiance of death?"

Bronwyn in The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power - Season 1 Episode 6

Elves

Elves have forests to protect. Dwarves their mines. Men their fields of grain. Even trees have to worry about the soil beneath their roots. But we Harfoots have each other. We're safe.

Marigold Brandyfoot in The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power - Season 1

Dwarfs Elves Hobbits & Harfoots

The doom of the Elves is to be immortal, to love the beauty of the world, to bring it to full flower with their gifts of delicacy and perfection, to last while it lasts, never leaving it even when ‘slain', but returning – and yet, when the Followers come, to teach them, and make way for them, to ‘fade' as the Followers grow and absorb the life from which both proceed. The Doom of Men is mortality, freedom from the circles of the world.

J.R.R. Tolkien in The Silmarillion

Elves

At some point, you grow out of being attracted to that flame that burns you over and over and over again.

Taylor Swift

Breakup Falling in love Fire

Fire's hunger, its destructive burn, demands respect. It immotales and clears the path for new growth.

Elementarmagier - Charaktererstellung in Guild Wars

Fire

I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me.

Joshua Graham in Fallout

Courage Fire

The brighter a lady shines, the faster she may burn.

Lady Whistledown in Bridgerton - Season 1 Episode 1

Fire

A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark.

Dante Alighieri

Fire Motivation

Heat cannot be separated from fire, or beauty from The Eternal.

Dante Alighieri

Eternity Fire Heat

Since we first met, I have had a warm feeling inside. Not the kind of warmth that makes me feel rotten. The other kind of warmth. The one that happens inside my heart. Thank you. I am happy. Sadly I only recognize the current you. If I forget you... No. I will order myself to remember you.

Qiqi in Genshin Impact

Warmth

Best way to stay warm is to keep moving.

Taliyah, the Stoneweaver in League of Legends - Freljord Taliyah

Warmth

Sometimes icy heart just needs warm smile.

Braum, the Heart of the Freljord in League of Legends

Coldness Warmth

If the world seems cold to you, kindle fires to warm it.

Lucy Larcom

Positive Quotes Warmth

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness?

John Steinbeck

Summer Winter Coldness Warmth

We need the cold to enjoy the warmth.

Coldness Warmth

Ultimately your brain will become cold, dead sludge - but in the meantime why not learn carpentry?

Project Zomboid

Welcome to Project Zomboid! Soon, you'll die horribly. No one will mourn you, and you will be swiftly forgotten. Everything will have been for nothing. So let's make sure you go out fighting!

Project Zomboid

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