Game Quotes from Discworld

Discworld is a comic fantasy book series written by the English author Terry Pratchett, set on the Discworld, a flat planet balanced on the backs of four elephants which in turn stand on the back of a giant turtle. The books frequently parody or take inspiration from J.

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Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.

ElvesTerry Pratchett in Discworld - Lords and Ladies
 
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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Fire, WarmthTerry Pratchett in Discworld - Jingo
 
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Who do you think you're poking? I'm a great wizard, I am! I'll turn you into a mindless ugly toad... gosh! It worked!

Discworld, by Rincewind
 
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That's it! Poke a man in the ribs! let's see what you can do without it! [cursor disappears for a few seconds] Oh, all right... you can have it back if you promise to use it wisely.

Discworld, by Rincewind
 
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If only I had another dimension, I'd teach you a thing or two.

Discworld, by Rincewind
 
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Hands off my pixels!

Discworld, by Rincewind
 
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I'm not a cartoon! I'm just dimensionally impaired!

Discworld, by Rincewind
 
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