Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
FireTerry Pratchett in Discworld - JingoWho do you think you're poking? I'm a great wizard, I am! I'll turn you into a mindless ugly toad... gosh! It worked!
Discworld, by RincewindThat's it! Poke a man in the ribs! let's see what you can do without it! [cursor disappears for a few seconds] Oh, all right... you can have it back if you promise to use it wisely.
Discworld, by RincewindIf only I had another dimension, I'd teach you a thing or two.
Discworld, by RincewindHands off my pixels!
Discworld, by RincewindI'm not a cartoon! I'm just dimensionally impaired!
Discworld, by Rincewind