Game Quotes from Discworld

Discworld is a comic fantasy book series written by the English author Terry Pratchett, set on the Discworld, a flat planet balanced on the backs of four elephants which in turn stand on the back of a giant turtle. The books frequently parody or take inspiration from J.

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

FireTerry Pratchett in Discworld - Jingo
 
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Who do you think you're poking? I'm a great wizard, I am! I'll turn you into a mindless ugly toad... gosh! It worked!

Discworld, by Rincewind
 
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That's it! Poke a man in the ribs! let's see what you can do without it! [cursor disappears for a few seconds] Oh, all right... you can have it back if you promise to use it wisely.

Discworld, by Rincewind
 
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If only I had another dimension, I'd teach you a thing or two.

Discworld, by Rincewind
 
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Hands off my pixels!

Discworld, by Rincewind
 
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I'm not a cartoon! I'm just dimensionally impaired!

Discworld, by Rincewind
 
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