The best Quotes by Dio Brando

Jojo, being human means having limits. I've learned something. The more carefully you scheme, the more unexpected events come along.

Go out there and take this useless world for all you can get!

Most men's hearts are restrained by mortal, recoiling in fear from the fabulous fruits of evil. But some do not constrain themselves to the mortality and its tyranny.

So this is the brat I must usurp. He wears his heart on his sleeve and is quick to anger… this pampered fool is nothing for the likes of Dio Brando!

At long last, the Joestar fortune will be mine. And Devil take anyone who tries to stop me.

I shall give you a chance. Go down two steps and I'll let you join my side again. But if you'd rather die, than climb those stairs.

Know this. I may be your guest in your home but I'm not one to be trifled with. In all things, I am number one! Look down upon me and you will regret it!

Impossible? We did a lot of impossible things on this journey. I'm tired of hearing that things are impossible or useless. Those words mean nothing to us.

I'm willing to see our transaction through, are you sir? I'm fighting to protect my family from those that wish it harm, I doubt very much that your resolve is equal to mine.

Shoot me if you want to! But you better be prepared to face the consequences. The moment you try to pull that trigger, I'll snap your fingers in half like matchsticks!

Good grief, don't underestimate me just because I'm a kid!

Just shut up already. I have nothing more to say to you. You're way too pathetic… I'm done wasting my breath.

Father… rest in peace. Let the smoke guide your soul to heaven. But I ask you for a final favor, let the flames burn with your strength.

I feel utterly refreshed. Like I put on a new pair of underwear on New Years day.

The way I see it, if I make you well again, and then kick your ass, I won't be "bullying the weak" then, now will I?

I won't allow your bones to stay on this planet. I will banish your evil soul!

Well, if I'm gonna be sitting around for 30 minutes, I've got nothing better to do. Best place to wait is right in front of Lisa Lisa's door. And if my eye just happens to wander near the keyhole…

This ends here! You will not leave this place alive!

I will not forgive anyone who insults my hair, no matter who he is!

And that's why I turned one of your pistols into a banana. It's your last meal. Take your time… enjoy it.

I covered you with gasoline so I can track your smell. I feel bad, kicking a guy when he's down, but… nah, I don"t feel bad about this at all. My friends and a lot of bystanders are dead because of you.

Hold it! I still have the right to raise… I raise you my mother's soul.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"