Quote from Die Hard (John McClane)

Hans Gruber: "Who are you then?"
John McClane: "Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass."

John McClane in Die Hard

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Supervisor: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
John McClane: "No f*cking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

John McClane in Die Hard

Hans Gruber: "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"
John McClane: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker."

John McClane in Die Hard

One-Liners

John McClane: "You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan."
Joseph Takagi: "Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks."

Joseph Takagi in Die Hard

Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?

John McClane in Die Hard

Stevie Wonder

John McClane: "Drop it, d-ckhead. It's the police."
Tony: "You won't hurt me."
John McClane: "Oh, yeah? Why not?"
Tony: "Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen."
John McClane: "Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me."

John McClane in Die Hard

Police

Sergeant Al Powell: "Excuse me sir. But what about the body that fell out the window?"
Dwayne T. Robinson: "Well who knows? Maybe some stockbroker, got depressed."

Dwayne T. Robinson in Die Hard

When you steal $600, you can just disappear. But when you steal $600 million, they will find you, unless they think you're already dead.

Hans Gruber in Die Hard

Holly Gennero McClane: "After all your posturing, all your little speeches, you're nothing but a common thief."
Hans Gruber: "I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite."

Hans Gruber in Die Hard

I shot a kid. He was 13 years old. Ohhh, it was dark, I couldn't see him. He had a ray gun, looked real enough. You know, when you're a rookie, they can teach you everything about bein' a cop except how to live with a mistake. Anyway, I just couldn't bring myself to draw my gun on anybody again.

Al Powell in Die Hard

I think at this point in my life, I'd like to play more good guys than bad guys.

Timothy Olyphant

You know, after filming the movie the book was still just as big. I think it was actually bigger. I think Stephen King went back and wrote extra pages. He's fantastic.

Timothy Olyphant

Stephen King

Sharks will scare me. I went out to Malibu a couple of weeks ago. Beautiful, clear day, out in five feet of water, going to surf, and there was this big ol' freakin' leopard shark... I'm looking at him and I'm thinking, 'OK, he won't hurt me.'

Timothy Olyphant

I had a Dan Fouts Nike poster with 'The Bomb Squad' on my wall as a kid. I was also a huge Larry Bird fan. One of my proudest art achievements is a papier-mache eagle decked out head-to-toe in Celtics gear.

Timothy Olyphant

Larry Bird

The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg.

Timothy Olyphant

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

Bruce Willis

Hair loss is God's way of telling me I'm human.

Bruce Willis

Hair

You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it.

Bruce Willis

Experience Past Remorse

And the luscious sound swelled, reaching up to the skies.
And the Grinch heard with his heart, and it tripled in size.

The Grinch

True love lasts a lifetime.

Karen in Love Actually

You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid.

Old Man Marley in Home Alone

Do you believe in love at first sight? Me neither.

Sophie Brown in A Castle For Christmas

Love at First Sight

Which is worse: A lie that draws a smile or a truth that draws a tear?

Bryan Bedford in Miracle on 34th Street

Lies Truth

Every kid has that one gift they want more than anything for Christmas. This is the story of mine.

Jake Doyle in 8-Bit Christmas

Gifts & Presents

The best things in life aren't things at all.

Owen in A California Christmas - City Lights

Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see.

Conductor in The Polar Express

Faith

Bartender: "You ain't driving, are you?"
Santa: "I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work."

Santa Claus in Violent Night

Reindeer

It's been almost two days, and, what, no one's found me yet? I'm like unclaimed luggage.

Sierra Belmont in Falling For Christmas

"I really think this could be the one, Mo."
"The song or the music teacher?"

Christmas With You

You know that saying, time heals all wounds? It doesn't.

Rachel in The Noel Diary

On a very special night every year, legend has it that a jolly old man in a red suit flies through the air and brings gifts, laughter, and joy to children everywhere.

I Believe in Santa

Santa Claus Holy Night

Santa can't always give a child what they want. 'Cause the child will grow up, become an adult, and realize that a Chanel bag costs a month's wage for most people. Which is the result of just a few people having far too much money.

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Santa Claus Chanel

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

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