The best Quotes from Die Hard

The best Quotes from Die Hard

Here you can find the best Quotes from Die Hard, a 1988 action movie that many people like to watch on Christmas.

Supervisor: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
John McClane: "No f*cking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"
John McClane
Hans Gruber: "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"
John McClane: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker."
John McClane
Hans Gruber: "Who are you then?"
John McClane: "Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass."
John McClane
John McClane: "You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan."
Joseph Takagi: "Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks."
Joseph Takagi
Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?
John McClane
John McClane: "Drop it, d-ckhead. It's the police."
Tony: "You won't hurt me."
John McClane: "Oh, yeah? Why not?"
Tony: "Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen."
John McClane: "Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me."
John McClane
Sergeant Al Powell: "Excuse me sir. But what about the body that fell out the window?"
Dwayne T. Robinson: "Well who knows? Maybe some stockbroker, got depressed."
Dwayne T. Robinson
When you steal $600, you can just disappear. But when you steal $600 million, they will find you, unless they think you're already dead.
Hans Gruber
Holly Gennero McClane: "After all your posturing, all your little speeches, you're nothing but a common thief."
Hans Gruber: "I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite."
Hans Gruber
I shot a kid. He was 13 years old. Ohhh, it was dark, I couldn't see him. He had a ray gun, looked real enough. You know, when you're a rookie, they can teach you everything about bein' a cop except how to live with a mistake. Anyway, I just couldn't bring myself to draw my gun on anybody again.
Al Powell

Quotes about Die Hard

Rick: "Just do a 'Die Hard'!"
Summer: "What does that mean?"
Rick: "Sneak around! Use air vents! You've never seen 'Die Hard'?"
Summer: "I'm 17. No, I've never seen f*cking 'Die Hard'."
Rick: "Well, neither did the guy in 'Die Hard'. So, you're nailing it."
Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 2
Marshall: "You're really telling me, that when you watch 'The Karate Kid', you don't root for Daniel-san?"
Barney: "Nope."
Ted: "Who do you root for in 'Die Hard'?"
Barney: "Hans Gruber. Charming international bandit. At the end, he died hard. He's the title character."
Lily: "Okay, 'The Breakfast Club'?"
Barney: "The teacher running detention. He's the only guy in the whole movie wearing a suit."
Robin: "I got one. 'Terminator'."
Barney: "What's the name of the movie, Robin? Who among us didn't shed a tear when his little red eye went out at the end, and he didn't get to kill these people?"
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 4 Episode 15

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You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of sh-! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.
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Robin: "No wait for it?"
Barney: "I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore."
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For person with no forgiveness in heart, living even worse punishment than death.
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Have a good life… What's left of it.
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And the Grinch heard with his heart, and it tripled in size.
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