Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
Wealth & RichnessDick GregoryPeople with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you change the life style, those conditions will leave.
Dick GregoryPolitical promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
Dick GregoryLove is very dangerous if you just have love and don't have the ability to be lovable.
Dick GregoryIf they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.
Dick GregoryI never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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