The best Quotes from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

One day I'm gonna be rich and famous. But for now, I'm stuck in middle school... surrounded by morons.

We're in middle school now. Don't you think it's time to start acting our age?

Yep, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be in therapy for this.

Here's what you need to know: Watch where you sit on the first day of school. Don't use the bathroom on the second floor. And finally, don't get the cheese touch. Because if you do, you might as well be dead.

First of all, this is a journal, not a diary. Tomorrow is the first day of middle school. But luckily, I'm not alone in this middle school thing. I've got my best friend, Rowley.

The best thing about having four big brothers is you always have someone to do something for you.

My brother Trev went to the Professional Performing Arts School in New York, and he used to do his monologues and stuff and rehearse in our apartment. So I used to hear him all the time doing these things over and over and over. And when I was a little girl, I used to soak up everything - like anything anyone did, I soaked it up.

There's someone to turn to.

Well, I used to have a sister, but I never got to meet her because she died after two days, I think. So if I got a tattoo, it would probably have to be something to do with my sister. I actually want to get a tattoo when I'm older of something about her.

I did about 50 pull-ups and 1,000 crunches a day. Crazy.

People say "nothing is impossible", but I do nothing every day.

I always get to where I'm going by walking away from where I've been.

Oh yes. The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it.

Simba: "Looks like the winds are changing."
Rafiki: "Change is good."
Simba: "Yeah, but it's not easy."

The heart can be tough to change, but the mind can be tough to persuade.

Some People are worth melting for.

She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within.

Love doesn't have to be perfect it just needs to be true.

Never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away - and going away means forgetting.

Now, think of the happiest things. It's the same as having wings!

If you don't know where you want to go, then it doesn't matter which path you take.

Alice: "How long is forever?"
White Rabbit: "Sometimes, just one second."

The human world... it's a mess.

When I find the right girl, I'll know. Without a doubt, it'll just - bam - hit me. Like lightning.

Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime!

Believe you can, then you will.

The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.

Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten.

Being yourself is the only way to be.

Sorry, buddy. Elements don't mix. Plus, my dad would boil you alive.

Why does anyone get to tell you what you can do in your life?

Today's special moments are tomorrow's memories.

Like so many things, it's not what is outside, but what is inside that counts.

Rapunzel: "What if it's not everything that I dreamed it would be?"
Flynn: "It will be."
Rapunzel: "And what if it is? What do I do then?"
Flynn: "That's the good part, I guess. You get to go find a new dream."

Flower gleam and glow, let your powers shine
Make the clock reverse, bring back what once was mine
Heal what has been hurt, change the fates' design
Save what has been lost, bring back what once was mine
What once was mine...

A conscience is that still small voice that people won't listen to.

A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face.

Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one.

Pocahontas: "It would've been better if we never met. None of this would've happened."
John Smith: "Pocahontas, look at me. I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you."