The best Quotes by Diane Keaton

I learned I couldn't shed light on love other than to feel its comings and goings and be grateful.

Memories are simply moments that refuse to be ordinary

The best relationships develop out of friendships.

I don't think that because I'm not married it's made my life any less. That old maid myth is garbage.

A sense of freedom is something that, happily, comes with age and life experience.

He never asks a second favour when he's been refused the first.

Why did you go to the police? Why didn't you come to me first?

I believe in America. America has made my fortune.

I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can afford to be careless, but not men.

Good health is the most important thing. More than success, more than money, more than power.

If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.

Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

Finance is a gun. Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger.

Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.

There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

That's L.A. They worship everything and they value nothing.

Welcome to a city where people trying to disappear aren't actually trying.

I lived in L.A. for a few months. It seemed like no one there had parents. Or if they did have parents, they would deny it.

Linda: "Why did you decide to come to Los Angeles?"
Lucifer: "The same reason as everyone else: the weather, p*rnstars, Mexican food."

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.

Los Angeles was the kind of place where everybody was from somewhere else and nobody really droppped anchor.

California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.

New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.

We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.

Helsinki may not be as cold as you make it out to be, but California is still a lot nicer. I don't remember the last time I couldn't walk around in shorts all day.

The apparent ease of California life is an illusion, and those who believe the illusion real live here in only the most temporary way.

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think we don’t recall them more clearly than ever in times of great trouble? Your father is alive in you, Harry, and shows himself plainly when you have need of him.

It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.

We think too much and feel too little.

If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?

One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

I dream of a day where I walk down the street and hear people talk about Morality, Sustainibility and Philoshophy instead of the Kardashians.

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

I never thought I'd see in my life a black candidate running for President.

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.