Quotes and Sayings about Dessert

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

I was expecting you sometime last week. Not that it matters. You come and go as you please. Always have and always will. You've caught me a bit unprepared I'm afraid. Uh, we've only got cold chicken, a bit of pickle... there's some cheese here... oh, no. Er, we've got raspberry jam, an apple tart... oh, no, we're alright! I've just found some sponge cake.

Bilbo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - to Gandalf

Absolutely eat dessert first! The thing that you want to do the most, do that.

Joss Whedon

Food

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and dessert to accept the things I can't.

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You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

James in The Princess and the Frog

Food

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Food Chocolate

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

Ernest Cline in Ready Player One

Food Reality

Mr Willy Wonka can make marshmallows that taste of violets, and rich caramels that change colour every ten seconds as you suck them, and little feathery sweets that melt away deliciously the moment you put them between your lips. He can make chewing-gum that never loses its taste, and sugar balloons that you can blow up to enormous sizes before you pop them with a pin and gobble them up. And, by a most secret method, he can make lovely blue birds' eggs with black spots on them, and when you put one of these in your mouth, it gradually gets smaller and smaller until suddenly there is nothing left except a tiny little darkred sugary baby bird sitting on the tip of your tongue.

Roald Dahl in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Food

This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 24 Episode 5

USA Food

Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

Sylvia Davies in Finding Neverland

Puns Food

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Socrates

Laziness Food

Why you care about small things? World very simple place. World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat.

Quina Quen in Final Fantasy - IX

Food

I can’t walk by chocolate without eating it.

Malin Akerman

Food Chocolate

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W. C. Fields

Wine Food Cooking

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.

Zach Galifianakis

Food Restaurants

Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.

Anna Kendrick

Food After Work

So creamy. So delicious. Worth every calorie.

Gru in Minions - 2: The Rise of Gru

Food

Ned: "How did he get so fat?"
Cat: "He only stops eating when it's time for a drink."

Catelyn Stark in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 1

Food

Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.

Niall Horan

Sleeping Food

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.

Peter De Vries

Food

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument.

Richard Whately

Food Evening

I've never heard the words "only" and "candy" in the same sentence before.

Eric Cartman in South Park - Season 6 Episode 12

Sweets & Candy

Dear cookies, that isn't fat, it's external storage for more of you.

Sweets & Candy Cookies

You have to be very careful with sweets. That powerful sense of satisfaction... it weakens your willpower and makes you relaxed. It only takes a few bites to get addicted, and with long-term consumption, you'll slowly but surely lose your edge.

Yelan in Genshin Impact

Sweets & Candy

Like any sugary treat, it tasted heavenly at first, but if you gorged on it, you'd be sick.

Emma Scott in All In

Sweets & Candy

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups - candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.

Buddy in Elf

Sweets & Candy

Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.

Ryan Gosling

Sweets & Candy

Candy is the soul's vegetable.

Sweets & Candy

"I'll make eggs for breakfast. How do you want yours?"
"In a cheesecake!"

Pies & Cakes Eggs

In my eyes, refusing cake is an immoral act.

Jonathan Stroud in Lockwood & Co. - 4: The Creeping Shadow

Pies & Cakes

Dairy Queen is selling something called the Cheesecake Blizzard. It's a pound of ice cream with chunks of cheesecake in it. We have now reached the point where cheesecake is merely an ingredient.

Jay Leno

Pies & Cakes Ice Cream

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion.

Elon Musk

Business Pies & Cakes

A compromise is the art of sharing a cake and having everyone think that they got the biggest piece of it.

Ludwig Erhard

Pies & Cakes

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much!

George Harrison

Pies & Cakes

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

Zach Galifianakis

I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.

Zach Galifianakis

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.

Bilbo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Courage Adventures Feet

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Bilbo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone. I choose a mortal life.

Arwen in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - to Aragorn

Love declerations

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

Galadriel in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Small Things Fate & Destiny

What I love most about icons is finding out what's behind them, exploring the price of their power.

Joss Whedon

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