Quotes and Sayings about Dessert

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

I was expecting you sometime last week. Not that it matters. You come and go as you please. Always have and always will. You've caught me a bit unprepared I'm afraid. Uh, we've only got cold chicken, a bit of pickle... there's some cheese here... oh, no. Er, we've got raspberry jam, an apple tart... oh, no, we're alright! I've just found some sponge cake.

Absolutely eat dessert first! The thing that you want to do the most, do that.

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and dessert to accept the things I can't.

You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

Mr Willy Wonka can make marshmallows that taste of violets, and rich caramels that change colour every ten seconds as you suck them, and little feathery sweets that melt away deliciously the moment you put them between your lips. He can make chewing-gum that never loses its taste, and sugar balloons that you can blow up to enormous sizes before you pop them with a pin and gobble them up. And, by a most secret method, he can make lovely blue birds' eggs with black spots on them, and when you put one of these in your mouth, it gradually gets smaller and smaller until suddenly there is nothing left except a tiny little darkred sugary baby bird sitting on the tip of your tongue.

This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Why you care about small things? World very simple place. World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat.

I can’t walk by chocolate without eating it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.

Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.

So creamy. So delicious. Worth every calorie.

Ned: "How did he get so fat?"
Cat: "He only stops eating when it's time for a drink."

Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument.

I've never heard the words "only" and "candy" in the same sentence before.

Dear cookies, that isn't fat, it's external storage for more of you.

You have to be very careful with sweets. That powerful sense of satisfaction... it weakens your willpower and makes you relaxed. It only takes a few bites to get addicted, and with long-term consumption, you'll slowly but surely lose your edge.

Like any sugary treat, it tasted heavenly at first, but if you gorged on it, you'd be sick.

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups - candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.

Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.

Candy is the soul's vegetable.

"I'll make eggs for breakfast. How do you want yours?"
"In a cheesecake!"

In my eyes, refusing cake is an immoral act.

Dairy Queen is selling something called the Cheesecake Blizzard. It's a pound of ice cream with chunks of cheesecake in it. We have now reached the point where cheesecake is merely an ingredient.

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion.

A compromise is the art of sharing a cake and having everyone think that they got the biggest piece of it.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much!

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone. I choose a mortal life.

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

What I love most about icons is finding out what's behind them, exploring the price of their power.