Quote from Despicable Me (about Las Vegas)

We stole the Statue of Liberty! The small one, from Las Vegas. I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower - also Vegas.

Gru in Despicable Me

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And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, and that the mommy and daddy will be nice and have a pet unicorn.

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Gru: "Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon!"
Gru's Mom: "I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore."

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Agnes: "Your head is really smooth. Sometimes, I stare at it and imagine a little chick popping out. Peep, peep, peep."
Gru: "Good night, Agnes... never get older!"

Gru in Despicable Me

Good-Night-Quotes

Gru: "Hello, Fred. FYI. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it."
Fred McDade: "Oh you know dogs... they go where they want to go."
Gru: "...unless they're dead."

Gru in Despicable Me

That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously.

Gru in Despicable Me

Gru: "Who are you texting?"
Margo: "No one. Just my friend Avery."
Gru: "Avery? Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?"
Margo: "Does it matter?"
Gru: "No, it doesn't matter... unless it's a boy!"

Gru in Despicable Me

Life is just like that sometimes. We're hoping for a unicorn, and we get a goat.

Gru in Despicable Me

Just because everybody hates it, it doesn't mean it's not good!

Gru in Despicable Me

One big unicorn, strong and free, thought he was happy as he could be. Then three little kittens came around and turned his whole life upside down. They made him laugh, they made him cry. He never should have said goodbye. And now he knows he can never part from those three little kittens that changed his heart.

Gru in Despicable Me

I said "Dart Gun", not "Fart Gun"!

Gru in Despicable Me

Edith: "Can I drink this?"
Dr. Nefario: "Do you want to explode?"

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Silas Ramsbottom: "I am the League's director, Silas Ramsbottom."
Minion: "Bottom."

Despicable Me

Edith: "Are these beds made out of bombs?"
Gru: "Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn."

Gru in Despicable Me

Gru: "Yes! Wait. What did you call us?"
Lucy: "Grucy. You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together. Try it."
Gru: "Oh! I like it, but not a lot. I don't like it."

Gru in Despicable Me

Gru: "It is I, Gru... zinkerbell, the most magical fairy princess of all! And I am here to wish Princess Agnes a very happy birthday!"
Boy: "How come you're so fat?"
Gru: "Because my house is made of candy, and sometimes I eat instead of facing my problems."

Gru in Despicable Me

He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!

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Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite. Because there are literally thousands of them. Oh, and there's probably something in your closet.

Gru in Despicable Me

Good-Night-Quotes

I went to kindergarten, I know how the alphabet works.

Gru in Despicable Me

Margo: "Please watch over us, and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep."
Edith: "And bless that while we're sleeping, no bugs will crawl into our ears and lay eggs in our brains."

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We are going to pull off the true crime of the century. We are going to steal the moon!

Gru in Despicable Me

I'm applying for a villain loan. I go by the name of Vector. It's a mathematical term, represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude. Vector! That's me, because I commit crimes with both direction and magnituide.

Vector in Despicable Me

Assemble the Minions!

Gru in Despicable Me

Minions

Phil, you let this dude [Dennis Rodman] go to vacation, we not gonna see him. You let him go to Vegas, we definitely not gonna see him.

Michael Jordan in The Last Dance - Episode 3

Dennis Rodman Las Vegas

Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.

Don Rickles

Las Vegas

No. Well, yes - experience.

Michael Schumacher - September 2003, after being asked, whether he won in Las Vegas

Las Vegas Gambling

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

Adam Sandler

Las Vegas

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

Beast / Hank McCoy in X-Men - Erste Entscheidung

Quote from Despicable Me (about Las Vegas)

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