The best Quotes from Minions and Despicable Me

Here you can find the best Quotes by Gru, Agnes, Margo and Edith from Despicable Me and the Minions movies.

The best Quotes from Minions and Despicable Me

Gru: "Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon!"
Gru's Mom: "I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore."

Despicable Me
 
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Agnes: "Your head is really smooth. Sometimes, I stare at it and imagine a little chick popping out. Peep, peep, peep."
Gru: "Good night, Agnes... never get older!"

Despicable Me - 2, by Gru
 
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Gru: "Hello, Fred. FYI. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it."
Fred McDade: "Oh you know dogs... they go where they want to go."
Gru: "...unless they're dead."

Despicable Me, by Gru
 
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That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously.

Despicable Me, by Gru
 
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Gru: "Who are you texting?"
Margo: "No one. Just my friend Avery."
Gru: "Avery? Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?"
Margo: "Does it matter?"
Gru: "No, it doesn't matter... unless it's a boy!"

Despicable Me - 2, by Gru
 
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Life is just like that sometimes. We're hoping for a unicorn, and we get a goat.

Despicable Me - 3, by Gru
 
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Just because everybody hates it, it doesn't mean it's not good!

Despicable Me - 3, by Gru
 
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One big unicorn, strong and free, thought he was happy as he could be. Then three little kittens came around and turned his whole life upside down. They made him laugh, they made him cry. He never should have said goodbye. And now he knows he can never part from those three little kittens that changed his heart.

Despicable Me, by Gru
 
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I said "Dart Gun", not "Fart Gun"!

Despicable Me, by Gru
 
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Edith: "Can I drink this?"
Dr. Nefario: "Do you want to explode?"

Despicable Me, by Dr. Nefario
 
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Silas Ramsbottom: "I am the League's director, Silas Ramsbottom."
Minion: "Bottom."

Despicable Me - 2
 
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Edith: "Are these beds made out of bombs?"
Gru: "Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn."

Despicable Me, by Gru
 
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Gru: "Yes! Wait. What did you call us?"
Lucy: "Grucy. You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together. Try it."
Gru: "Oh! I like it, but not a lot. I don't like it."

Despicable Me - 3, by Gru
 
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Minions. Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have. They go by many names. Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike. Oh, that one is Norbert. He's an idiot. They're all different, but they all share the same goal. To serve the most despicable master they could find. Making their master happy was the tribe's very reason for existence. But that's not to say that they didn't have other passions. Finding a boss was easy. But keeping a boss, therein lies the rub.

Despicable Me - Minions
 
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We stole the Statue of Liberty! The small one, from Las Vegas. I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower - also Vegas.

Despicable Me, by Gru
 
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Gru: "It is I, Gru... zinkerbell, the most magical fairy princess of all! And I am here to wish Princess Agnes a very happy birthday!"
Boy: "How come you're so fat?"
Gru: "Because my house is made of candy, and sometimes I eat instead of facing my problems."

Despicable Me - 2, by Gru
 
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He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!

Despicable Me, by Agnes
 
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Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite. Because there are literally thousands of them. Oh, and there's probably something in your closet.

Despicable Me, by Gru
 
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I went to kindergarten, I know how the alphabet works.

Despicable Me, by Gru
 
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Margo: "Please watch over us, and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep."
Edith: "And bless that while we're sleeping, no bugs will crawl into our ears and lay eggs in our brains."

Despicable Me, by Edith
 
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We are going to pull off the true crime of the century. We are going to steal the moon!

Despicable Me, by Gru
 
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The tribe said their farewells. Kevin had given them something they hadn't had in a very long time. Hope. Kevin felt pride. He was going to be the one to save his tribe. Stuart felt hungry mostly. He was going to be the one to eat this banana. And Bob, Bob was frightened of the journey ahead. And they were Off. Off to find their new boss.

Despicable Me - Minions
 
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Bob: "Villain-Con!
Madge Nelson: "Wow! So many bad guys in the car. What fun!"
Walter Nelson: "I knew it! I knew you were villains! Didn't I, honey? What a small world! Hope we're not in rival gangs."

Despicable Me - Minions
 
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I love England! The music, the fashion... I'm seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday.

Despicable Me - Minions, by Scarlett Overkill
 
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And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, and that the mommy and daddy will be nice and have a pet unicorn.

Despicable Me, by Agnes
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I'm applying for a villain loan. I go by the name of Vector. It's a mathematical term, represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude. Vector! That's me, because I commit crimes with both direction and magnituide.

Despicable Me, by Vector
 
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Assemble the Minions!

Despicable Me, by Gru
 
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