The best Quotes from Despicable Me

And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, and that the mommy and daddy will be nice and have a pet unicorn.

Agnes

Gru: "Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon!"
Gru's Mom: "I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore."

Monkeys & Apes

Agnes: "Your head is really smooth. Sometimes, I stare at it and imagine a little chick popping out. Peep, peep, peep."
Gru: "Good night, Agnes... never get older!"

Gru

Good-Night-Quotes

Gru: "Hello, Fred. FYI. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it."
Fred McDade: "Oh you know dogs... they go where they want to go."
Gru: "...unless they're dead."

Gru

That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously.

Gru

Gru: "Who are you texting?"
Margo: "No one. Just my friend Avery."
Gru: "Avery? Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?"
Margo: "Does it matter?"
Gru: "No, it doesn't matter... unless it's a boy!"

Gru

Life is just like that sometimes. We're hoping for a unicorn, and we get a goat.

Gru

Just because everybody hates it, it doesn't mean it's not good!

Gru

One big unicorn, strong and free, thought he was happy as he could be. Then three little kittens came around and turned his whole life upside down. They made him laugh, they made him cry. He never should have said goodbye. And now he knows he can never part from those three little kittens that changed his heart.

Gru

I said "Dart Gun", not "Fart Gun"!

Gru

Edith: "Can I drink this?"
Dr. Nefario: "Do you want to explode?"

Dr. Nefario

Silas Ramsbottom: "I am the League's director, Silas Ramsbottom."
Minion: "Bottom."

Edith: "Are these beds made out of bombs?"
Gru: "Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn."

Gru

Gru: "Yes! Wait. What did you call us?"
Lucy: "Grucy. You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together. Try it."
Gru: "Oh! I like it, but not a lot. I don't like it."

Gru

We stole the Statue of Liberty! The small one, from Las Vegas. I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower - also Vegas.

Gru

Las Vegas

Gru: "It is I, Gru... zinkerbell, the most magical fairy princess of all! And I am here to wish Princess Agnes a very happy birthday!"
Boy: "How come you're so fat?"
Gru: "Because my house is made of candy, and sometimes I eat instead of facing my problems."

Gru

He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!

Agnes

Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite. Because there are literally thousands of them. Oh, and there's probably something in your closet.

Gru

Good-Night-Quotes

I went to kindergarten, I know how the alphabet works.

Gru

Margo: "Please watch over us, and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep."
Edith: "And bless that while we're sleeping, no bugs will crawl into our ears and lay eggs in our brains."

Edith

We are going to pull off the true crime of the century. We are going to steal the moon!

Gru

I'm applying for a villain loan. I go by the name of Vector. It's a mathematical term, represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude. Vector! That's me, because I commit crimes with both direction and magnituide.

Vector

Assemble the Minions!

Gru

Minions

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Even the smallest of us are capable of great things.

Master Chow in Minions - 2: The Rise of Gru

Small Things

Who are these tiny tater tots and where did they get so much denim?

Minions - 2: The Rise of Gru

So creamy. So delicious. Worth every calorie.

Gru in Minions - 2: The Rise of Gru

Food

You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.

Gru in Minions - 2: The Rise of Gru

Eggs

Belle Bottom: "Alright, who let the kid in?"
Wild Knuckles: "I thought he was a tiny man."
Belle Bottom: "What's wrong with you? Do you seriously think a puny little child can be a villain?"
Gru: "Yes, I am pretty despicable. You don't want to cross me!"

Gru in Minions - 2: The Rise of Gru

Minions: "Mini Boss! Mini Boss!"
Gru: "Alright. Alright. I'm not mini. Please stop calling me that!"

Gru in Minions - 2: The Rise of Gru

Minions. There are a lot of villains in the world, but I am going to be a super villain!

Gru in Minions - 2: The Rise of Gru

Minions. Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have. They go by many names. Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike. Oh, that one is Norbert. He's an idiot. They're all different, but they all share the same goal. To serve the most despicable master they could find. Making their master happy was the tribe's very reason for existence. But that's not to say that they didn't have other passions. Finding a boss was easy. But keeping a boss, therein lies the rub.

Minions

The tribe said their farewells. Kevin had given them something they hadn't had in a very long time. Hope. Kevin felt pride. He was going to be the one to save his tribe. Stuart felt hungry mostly. He was going to be the one to eat this banana. And Bob, Bob was frightened of the journey ahead. And they were Off. Off to find their new boss.

Minions

Bananas

Bob: "Villain-Con!
Madge Nelson: "Wow! So many bad guys in the car. What fun!"
Walter Nelson: "I knew it! I knew you were villains! Didn't I, honey? What a small world! Hope we're not in rival gangs."

Minions

Relax your mind, and let go of all your troubles. Have a good night.

Kaveh in Genshin Impact

Good-Night-Quotes

Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.

William Shakespeare

Good-Night-Quotes

There has never been a time without unicorns. We live forever! We are as old as the sky, old as the moon! We can be hunted, trapped; we can even be killed if we leave our forests, but we do not vanish. Am I truly the last?

Unicorn in The Last Unicorn

Unicorns

I would love to just take a day off from being a mum and let my kids do whatever they want, but I'd also love to find a rainbow unicorn and fly it to the moon.

Allison Torres in Yes Day

Unicorns

I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 7

Unicorns

A monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Charles Darwin

Alcohol Monkeys & Apes Hangover & Crapulence

I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents.

King Charles III

Monkeys & Apes

Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study the apes. I just had to go to dinner.

Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon - Season 1 Episode 1

Jane Goodall Monkeys & Apes

Phil, you let this dude [Dennis Rodman] go to vacation, we not gonna see him. You let him go to Vegas, we definitely not gonna see him.

Michael Jordan in The Last Dance - Episode 3

Dennis Rodman Las Vegas

Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.

Don Rickles

Las Vegas

No. Well, yes - experience.

Michael Schumacher - September 2003, after being asked, whether he won in Las Vegas

Las Vegas Gambling

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

Beast / Hank McCoy in X-Men - Erste Entscheidung

I will escape for every innocent woman whose life was stolen.

Damsel

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