The best Quotes from Despicable Me

And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, and that the mommy and daddy will be nice and have a pet unicorn.

Gru: "Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon!"
Gru's Mom: "I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore."

Agnes: "Your head is really smooth. Sometimes, I stare at it and imagine a little chick popping out. Peep, peep, peep."
Gru: "Good night, Agnes... never get older!"

Gru: "Hello, Fred. FYI. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it."
Fred McDade: "Oh you know dogs... they go where they want to go."
Gru: "...unless they're dead."

That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously.

Just because everybody hates it, it doesn't mean it's not good!

Life is just like that sometimes. We're hoping for a unicorn, and we get a goat.

Gru: "Who are you texting?"
Margo: "No one. Just my friend Avery."
Gru: "Avery? Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?"
Margo: "Does it matter?"
Gru: "No, it doesn't matter... unless it's a boy!"

One big unicorn, strong and free, thought he was happy as he could be. Then three little kittens came around and turned his whole life upside down. They made him laugh, they made him cry. He never should have said goodbye. And now he knows he can never part from those three little kittens that changed his heart.

I said "Dart Gun", not "Fart Gun"!

Edith: "Can I drink this?"
Dr. Nefario: "Do you want to explode?"

Silas Ramsbottom: "I am the League's director, Silas Ramsbottom."
Minion: "Bottom."

Edith: "Are these beds made out of bombs?"
Gru: "Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn."

Gru: "Yes! Wait. What did you call us?"
Lucy: "Grucy. You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together. Try it."
Gru: "Oh! I like it, but not a lot. I don't like it."

We stole the Statue of Liberty! The small one, from Las Vegas. I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower - also Vegas.

Gru: "It is I, Gru... zinkerbell, the most magical fairy princess of all! And I am here to wish Princess Agnes a very happy birthday!"
Boy: "How come you're so fat?"
Gru: "Because my house is made of candy, and sometimes I eat instead of facing my problems."

He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!

Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite. Because there are literally thousands of them. Oh, and there's probably something in your closet.

I went to kindergarten, I know how the alphabet works.

Margo: "Please watch over us, and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep."
Edith: "And bless that while we're sleeping, no bugs will crawl into our ears and lay eggs in our brains."

We are going to pull off the true crime of the century. We are going to steal the moon!

I'm applying for a villain loan. I go by the name of Vector. It's a mathematical term, represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude. Vector! That's me, because I commit crimes with both direction and magnituide.

Assemble the Minions!