Quotes and Sayings about Dentists

Peralta: "I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast."
Holt: "Are those gummybears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?"
Peralta: "Breakfast-Burrito... but, yeah."
Holt: "I pity your dentist."
Peralta: "Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist!"

Jacob Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 15

Teeth

You don't have to brush all your teeth - just the ones you intend on keeping.

Teeth

Randall: "I thought you said he was a doctor?"
Dinkle: "Dentists are doctors!"
Randall: "Yeah, and birds are books. What a loser."

Randall Crawford in Paradise PD - Season 1 Episode 1

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Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
[Teeth]

Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit

Teeth

Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.

Alan Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 10 Episode 2

Teeth

Smiling is the most elegant way to show someone your teeth.

Werner Finck

Laughing & Smile Teeth

Things happen. We can't explain them, we can't control them, but they do happen. Miracles do happen in medicine. They happen everyday, just not always when we need them to happen.

Meredith Grey in Grey's Anatomy - Season 3 Episode 17

Miracles Doctors & Medicine

What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die, or one who ignores you while you get better? I suppose it would particularly suck to have a doctor, who ignores you while you die.

Gregory House in Dr. House - Season 1 Episode 3

Doctors & Medicine

Sometimes, the cure is a little taste of the disease. The difference between medicine and poison sometimes is only dosage.

Arthur Harrow in Moon Knight - Season 1 Episode 2

Doctors & Medicine

I didn't become a doctor because I wanted to be god. I became a doctor because I wanted to save lives.

Derek Shepherd in Grey's Anatomy

Doctors & Medicine

Sarkov: "That's doctor-patient privilege."
Juan: "I thought you were a scientist."
Sarkov: "It's all the same. We all wear white coats and have trouble with eye contact."

Alex Sarkov in The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Doctors & Medicine

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Earl Wilson

Doctors & Medicine

Modern medicine is a negation of health. It isn't organized to serve human health, but only itself, as an institution. It makes more people sick than it heals.

Ivan Illich

Doctors & Medicine

Medical science has proven time and again that when the resources are provided, great progress in the treatment, cure, and prevention of disease can occur.

Michael J. Fox

Doctors & Medicine

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity.

Hippocrates

Doctors & Medicine

Wherever the art of medicine is loved, there is also a love of humanity.

Hippocrates

Doctors & Medicine

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Erma Bombeck

Doctors & Medicine Offices

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.

Hippocrates

Doctors & Medicine

No medicine cures what happiness cannot.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Happiness Doctors & Medicine

Guy: "I'm super glad you guys are here right now. Are you smelling that weed smell? 'Cause a dude broke in, smoked weed and bolted."
Jacob: "Do you think it's the same dude that left that bong there on the floor?"

Jacob Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 1

The only thing doing any real work around here is Dusty's insulin pump.

Randall Crawford in Paradise PD - Season 1 Episode 1

Randall: "Alright Kevin, pull your pants down!"
Kevin: "Dad, why?"
Randall: "We're gonna rub our dicks together and make a fire."
Kevin: "Dad, you rub sticks together!"
Randall: "Oh. Well, I guess I was molested as a child then."

Randall Crawford in Paradise PD

Jacob Peralta is my best detective. He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to grow up.

Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 1

Jacob Peralta

I'll never forget my first arrest. He was a litterbug. This photo captures the exact moment when 50,000 volts turned his spine into dust. He doesn't litter anymore because he can't hold things.

Gina Jabowski in Paradise PD - Season 1 Episode 1

Raymond: "Here are two pictures. One is your locker, the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?"
Jacob: "That one's the dump?"
Raymond: "They're both your locker!"

Captain Raymond Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 2

Philippines

Dusty: "Well, hey and good day to you, Stanley."
Stanley: "You can see me even though I'm a ghost? Wait, are you a medium?"
Dusty: "No, I'm a 32 XXXXXXXL, but ain't you the sweetest?"

Dusty Marlow in Paradise PD - Season 1 Episode 7

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