Quotes and Sayings about Dentists

Quotes and Sayings about Dentists

Peralta: "I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast."
Holt: "Are those gummybears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?"
Peralta: "Breakfast-Burrito... but, yeah."
Holt: "I pity your dentist."
Peralta: "Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist!"
Jacob Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 15
You don't have to brush all your teeth - just the ones you intend on keeping.
Randall: "I thought you said he was a doctor?"
Dinkle: "Dentists are doctors!"
Randall: "Yeah, and birds are books. What a loser."
Randall Crawford in Paradise PD - Season 1 Episode 1

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Smiling is the most elegant way to show someone your teeth.
Things happen. We can't explain them, we can't control them, but they do happen. Miracles do happen in medicine. They happen everyday, just not always when we need them to happen.
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What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die, or one who ignores you while you get better? I suppose it would particularly suck to have a doctor, who ignores you while you die.
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Sometimes, the cure is a little taste of the disease. The difference between medicine and poison sometimes is only dosage.
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I didn't become a doctor because I wanted to be god. I became a doctor because I wanted to save lives.
Sarkov: "That's doctor-patient privilege."
Juan: "I thought you were a scientist."
Sarkov: "It's all the same. We all wear white coats and have trouble with eye contact."
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You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
Modern medicine is a negation of health. It isn't organized to serve human health, but only itself, as an institution. It makes more people sick than it heals.
Medical science has proven time and again that when the resources are provided, great progress in the treatment, cure, and prevention of disease can occur.
Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity.
Wherever the art of medicine is loved, there is also a love of humanity.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.
No medicine cures what happiness cannot.
Guy: "I'm super glad you guys are here right now. Are you smelling that weed smell? 'Cause a dude broke in, smoked weed and bolted."
Jacob: "Do you think it's the same dude that left that bong there on the floor?"
Jacob Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 1
The only thing doing any real work around here is Dusty's insulin pump.
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Randall: "Alright Kevin, pull your pants down!"
Kevin: "Dad, why?"
Randall: "We're gonna rub our dicks together and make a fire."
Kevin: "Dad, you rub sticks together!"
Randall: "Oh. Well, I guess I was molested as a child then."
Jacob Peralta is my best detective. He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to grow up.
Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 1
I'll never forget my first arrest. He was a litterbug. This photo captures the exact moment when 50,000 volts turned his spine into dust. He doesn't litter anymore because he can't hold things.
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Raymond: "Here are two pictures. One is your locker, the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?"
Jacob: "That one's the dump?"
Raymond: "They're both your locker!"
Dusty: "Well, hey and good day to you, Stanley."
Stanley: "You can see me even though I'm a ghost? Wait, are you a medium?"
Dusty: "No, I'm a 32 XXXXXXXL, but ain't you the sweetest?"
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