The best Quotes by Dennis Miller

The best Quotes by Dennis Miller

Dennis Michael Miller (born November 3, 1953) is an American political commentator, stand-up comedian, talk show host, writer, and former sportscaster.

The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.
I rant, therefore I am.
The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.
Washington, D.C. is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.