The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
France, IraqDennis MillerIf Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.
2001, September 11thDennis MillerI rant, therefore I am.
Dennis MillerThe White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.
MexicoDennis Miller