Quotes by Dennis Miller

Dennis Michael Miller is an American comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator and actor. He was a cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1985 to 1991, and subsequently hosted a string of his own talk shows on HBO, CNBC, and in syndication. From 2007 to 2015, Miller hosted a daily, three-hour, self-titled talk radio program, nationally syndicated by Westwood One.

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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

FranceDennis Miller
 
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If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.

2001, September 11thDennis Miller
 
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I rant, therefore I am.

Dennis Miller
 
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The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.

MexicoDennis Miller
 
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Washington, D.C. is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

Washington, D.C., WisconsinDennis Miller
 
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