Quotes by Dennis Miller

Dennis Michael Miller is an American comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator and actor. He was a cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1985 to 1991, and subsequently hosted a string of his own talk shows on HBO, CNBC, and in syndication. From 2007 to 2015, Miller hosted a daily, three-hour, self-titled talk radio program, nationally syndicated by Westwood One.

Quotes by Dennis Miller
Quote by Dennis Miller

The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

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If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.

2001
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I rant, therefore I am.

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The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.

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Washington, D.C. is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

Washington, D.C.
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